Granted. A group of teenage girls play truth or dare causing one of them to have to kiss you. Doing so, you contract a fever which you eventually die of a couple days later without any medical treatment.
You get a D&D group. It's composed entirely of noisy chip eaters who listen to grunge.
I wish for a fully-functioning car that looks like the head of the Pringles guy.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The car functions but the head weighs it down so much it can't move
I wish for a dnd group of 6 humans I'm happy playing dnd with
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted. You get that D&D group, but they can never make it to sessions.
I wish for a pop band composed entirely of dragons. It could be called "Asgorathica"!
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. One day, you find a plain golden ring within your gold. Whenever you heat it up, there are strange markings. But that doesn’t matter, it’s all yours... your own... your precioussss....
Granted. You get potatoes. You eat 'em. You get more potatoes. You mash 'em and eat 'em. POTATO. You eat 'em. MORE POTATO. You eat 'em and explode from all the potatoes you ate.
You gain a pizza slice the size of an atom I wish for power!
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My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
You fool. Your wish has been granted, and yet you notice no change.
I wish to be a frog.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. A group of teenage girls play truth or dare causing one of them to have to kiss you. Doing so, you contract a fever which you eventually die of a couple days later without any medical treatment.
I wish for a D&D group.
You get a D&D group. It's composed entirely of noisy chip eaters who listen to grunge.
I wish for a fully-functioning car that looks like the head of the Pringles guy.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The car functions but the head weighs it down so much it can't move
I wish for a dnd group of 6 humans I'm happy playing dnd with
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted. You get that D&D group, but they can never make it to sessions.
I wish for a pop band composed entirely of dragons. It could be called "Asgorathica"!
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. One day they argue, and in the midst of arguing, you get caught up in the dragon-fire.
I wish for PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
You become an Irish peasant during the Great Potato Famine. You have a single undamaged potato.
I wish for immeasurable wealth.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You get so much money that you literally drown the earth in it
I wish for a pizza-slice
Granted. One day, you find a plain golden ring within your gold. Whenever you heat it up, there are strange markings. But that doesn’t matter, it’s all yours... your own... your precioussss....
I wish for my potato to multiply infinitely.
Granted. You get potatoes. You eat 'em. You get more potatoes. You mash 'em and eat 'em. POTATO. You eat 'em. MORE POTATO. You eat 'em and explode from all the potatoes you ate.
I still wish for a pizza slice
You gain a pizza slice the size of an atom I wish for power!
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
You get a scroll of Power Word Stun
I wish for a Vorpal Sword
The sword is animated and hates you
I wish for a intelligence of 200000000
My homebrew is terrible and really unbalanced and does literally nothing to explain the rules please don't look at it it's stuff like instantly killing someone and making their corpse a clone of you like a simulacrum but completely normal.
Granted! Your brain explodes from all the knowledge in your head.
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted. I get them.
I do not make a wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
The genie scowls at you and turns you into nothing.
I wish to be king of the world.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The old king gets mad at you and raises an army against you
I wish i understood Abyssal
You I understand abyssal, but now you dont understand english now in extange.
I wish for my art Commission to go well.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted! Your art commission is completed. You open it. It's a beautiful painting of a well.
I wish for infinite and painless life.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Now you're endlessly upset.
I wish any witch should be like no other typical witch.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk