Granted. You move so fast, no one knows where you are- including you.
I wish for a tangerine.
Granted. You get one from my old tangerine tree, except my family and I feel so much nostalgia from the orange that we are willing to chase you halfway across the world to get it.
I wish I was kidnapped into the world of D&D and meet all of my D&D characters when they come to save me.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Granted. You move so fast, no one knows where you are- including you.
I wish for a tangerine.
Granted. You get one from my old tangerine tree, except my family and I feel so much nostalgia from the orange that we are willing to chase you halfway across the world to get it.
I wish I was kidnapped into the world of D&D and meet all of my D&D characters when they come to save me.
Granted, but they kill all of your real-life friends and family members in the most slow and painful way ever. Also, the tarrasque, Strahd, Orcus, Tiamat, and Lolth find a way into the real world and makes a lot of trouble. Plus, you get stuck in the D&D world and end up at the adventurers tavern and every person in the tavern hates you, including your characters.
I wish for a sitcom about demons, starring Graz'zt.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. You move so fast, no one knows where you are- including you.
I wish for a tangerine.
Granted. You get one from my old tangerine tree, except my family and I feel so much nostalgia from the orange that we are willing to chase you halfway across the world to get it.
I wish I was kidnapped into the world of D&D and meet all of my D&D characters when they come to save me.
Granted, but they kill all of your real-life friends and family members in the most slow and painful way ever. Also, the tarrasque, Strahd, Orcus, Tiamat, and Lolth find a way into the real world and makes a lot of trouble. Plus, you get stuck in the D&D world and end up at the adventurers tavern and every person in the tavern hates you, including your characters.
I wish for a sitcom about demons, starring Graz'zt.
Granted. You are given the ability to make your next wish untwistable, but then the Untwistable Wish Police snipe you from 200 meters away before you can speak. (stop wishing for untwistable wishes.)
I wish for more people to check out my roleplay thread, "The Accursed Flagon."
Granted, you become very famous as the creator of the Accursed Flagon, and as such get much ridicule and mean criticism. You become depressed as the highlight of your life is that you opened a virtual tavern.
I wish to be a part of the Untwistable Wish Police. (What are the benefits like?)
You are sniped from 200 ft. away by the UWP. No cookies.
I wish to be the best UWP agent ever.
You do impossibly perfect on each of your missions. Sadly, an assassin poisoned your drink and placed a cookie in your hand, so they think you betrayed them by eating a poisoned cookie. You will be remembered with shame.
I wish to have a cookie that is legal by the standards of the UWP.
You are sniped from 200 ft. away by the UWP. No cookies.
I wish to be the best UWP agent ever.
You do impossibly perfect on each of your missions. Sadly, an assassin poisoned your drink and placed a cookie in your hand, so they think you betrayed them by eating a poisoned cookie. You will be remembered with shame.
I wish to have a cookie that is legal by the standards of the UWP.
Granted, it’s a sugar free, gluten-free, vegan, oatmeal raisin cookie.
I wish that the assassin that killed me at least had an epic sounding code name. (Priorities)
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Farewell.
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Granted, the dragon is smaller than your finger
I wish my chicken that is cooking right now for dinner will be perfectly cooked, seasoned, and the right texture.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted. It gets stolen.
I wish for a castle.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you get the picture of a castle I drew when I was like, 6 or 8 years old and was horrible at drawing.
I wish that I was a better runner.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted. You move so fast, no one knows where you are- including you.
I wish for a tangerine.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You get one from my old tangerine tree, except my family and I feel so much nostalgia from the orange that we are willing to chase you halfway across the world to get it.
I wish I was kidnapped into the world of D&D and meet all of my D&D characters when they come to save me.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted, but they kill all of your real-life friends and family members in the most slow and painful way ever. Also, the tarrasque, Strahd, Orcus, Tiamat, and Lolth find a way into the real world and makes a lot of trouble. Plus, you get stuck in the D&D world and end up at the adventurers tavern and every person in the tavern hates you, including your characters.
I wish for a sitcom about demons, starring Graz'zt.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
I wish for it to rain many American dollars.
Granted! They all get soaked from the rain.
I wish for a good session of D&D.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted! It is so good, you die!
I am completely out of wishes
Eris wouldn't have a problem.
The genie twists your next wish.
I wish for the genie to be happy without harming me in any way.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted, but it inconveniences you instead. Make a Wisdom saving throw.
I wish for artificers to be able to make modern guns.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
They already can. When the DM allows it. Which they almost never do.
I wish to not die in the next 20 years.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
They do, they give one to you, and it blows up in your hands.
I wish for a untwistable wish.
Granted. You are given the ability to make your next wish untwistable, but then the Untwistable Wish Police snipe you from 200 meters away before you can speak. (stop wishing for untwistable wishes.)
I wish for more people to check out my roleplay thread, "The Accursed Flagon."
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you become very famous as the creator of the Accursed Flagon, and as such get much ridicule and mean criticism. You become depressed as the highlight of your life is that you opened a virtual tavern.
I wish to be a part of the Untwistable Wish Police. (What are the benefits like?)
Farewell.
Granted, you are forced into a lifetime of servitude in the UWP. The benefits: you get to kill people who try to ruin the forum thread.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You are sniped from 200 ft. away by the UWP. No cookies.
I wish to be the best UWP agent ever.
Farewell.
You do impossibly perfect on each of your missions. Sadly, an assassin poisoned your drink and placed a cookie in your hand, so they think you betrayed them by eating a poisoned cookie. You will be remembered with shame.
I wish to have a cookie that is legal by the standards of the UWP.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. It's a storebought sugar cookie.
I wish to be the respected leader of the UWP.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, it’s a sugar free, gluten-free, vegan, oatmeal raisin cookie.
I wish that the assassin that killed me at least had an epic sounding code name. (Priorities)
Farewell.