Granted. You still die.

I wish to die.

i wish i could speak thuum

You speak Thum now. Not Thuum.

I wish I could be Chiaki Nanami with no Danganronpa 3.

Granted, but the game is altered so that you die. (please, n o, please st op ,, danganr op a i dont u nder sta n d)

I wish to die.

Okay. Monokuma executes you in the worst way possible.

I wish I could breathe.

You breathe for the first time, breathing in cloudkill.

I wish to live freely.

you now live on the most isolated planet ever you are forever alone

i wish that there is other life in this universe

Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

 Granted, But then, no one comes to the sessions because of COVID-19 and their internet is down, so no video calls.

I wish I could film me singing without running the risk of anyone seeing (Or I guess hearing) them.

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

 Granted, But then, no one comes to the sessions because of COVID-19 and their internet is down, so no video calls.

I wish I could film me singing without running the risk of anyone seeing (Or I guess hearing) them.

 Granted, but someone posts it on social media without audio.

I wish I could get the next Keeper of the Lost Cities book without waiting a month since everyone's put it on hold at the library.

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

 Granted, But then, no one comes to the sessions because of COVID-19 and their internet is down, so no video calls.

I wish I could film me singing without running the risk of anyone seeing (Or I guess hearing) them.

 Granted, but someone posts it on social media without audio.

I wish I could get the next Keeper of the Lost Cities book without waiting a month since everyone's put it on hold at the library.

 Granted, but someone ripped all of the pages in the climax of the book out, so you can't read it.

I wish I could get seasons 5-8 of the show, Monk, sense I'm almost done with the 4th season and I don't have 5-8.

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

 Granted, But then, no one comes to the sessions because of COVID-19 and their internet is down, so no video calls.

I wish I could film me singing without running the risk of anyone seeing (Or I guess hearing) them.

 Granted, but someone posts it on social media without audio.

I wish I could get the next Keeper of the Lost Cities book without waiting a month since everyone's put it on hold at the library.

 Granted, but someone ripped all of the pages in the climax of the book out, so you can't read it.

I wish I could get seasons 5-8 of the show, Monk, sense I'm almost done with the 4th season and I don't have 5-8.

 Granted, but it turns out that they were illegal copies and you have to pay a fine.

I wish that season 4 of the Dragon Prince could come out, I've been waiting for months.

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Granted, but they all want you dead.

I wish for the aliens to like me.

 Granted, They like to EAT you.

I wish I could cut my hair shorter, but I wouldn't have to shave any off (I love having short hair, but my hairline is really low, so to cut it shorter, I would need to shave it.)

Granted, but then you decide you like your hair long.

I wish I had enough time to write down summaries of my D&D sessions...

 Granted, But then, no one comes to the sessions because of COVID-19 and their internet is down, so no video calls.

I wish I could film me singing without running the risk of anyone seeing (Or I guess hearing) them.

 Granted, but someone posts it on social media without audio.

I wish I could get the next Keeper of the Lost Cities book without waiting a month since everyone's put it on hold at the library.

 Granted, but someone ripped all of the pages in the climax of the book out, so you can't read it.

I wish I could get seasons 5-8 of the show, Monk, sense I'm almost done with the 4th season and I don't have 5-8.

 Granted, but it turns out that they were illegal copies and you have to pay a fine.

I wish that season 4 of the Dragon Prince could come out, I've been waiting for months.

 It comes out, it comes out with one episode that is just people dancing in shark costumes.

whoops, forgot to wish for something.

I wish that all foods are now healthy foods. But they taste the same.

Granted! However, Processed Foods Inc. hired an assassin to kill you because they're out of business.

I wish every wish throughout this whole thread was undone.

Every wish including your own is undone, which undoes your wish, which causes a paradox.

I wish I was a character in Monk, but not the person who is killed, and not one of the suspects.

Granted, you are an extra who gets no lines and is seen on screen for 0.02 seconds.

I wish to be a Paladin of Voltron.

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Granted, you are an extra who gets no lines and is seen on screen for 0.02 seconds.

I wish to be a Paladin of Voltron.

 Your cosplay of a Paladin of voltron will be epic.

I wish that I had a hour extra sleep each day without it impacting the rest of my schedule.

thats impossible

i wish for infinite blood asking for a friend who definitely is not a vampire