Granted, no one ever dies. Instead, their bodies decay until they are nothing but dust on the wind, and only then is the agony allowed to stop, but the soul never truly dies.
I wish to be able to cast teleport whenever I want without a chance of mishap.
You are now immortal. You get to watch all your friends and family die of old age.
I wish to own a rocket launcher
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Stan Lee comes back as a zombie. He is forcibly put back in the grave to ensure the safety of humankind.
I wish for a battle between a goblinoid horde and an orcish horde in the Michigan Stadium. This battle must be broadcast on the BBC and ABC (Australian) for free, and in America through video-on-demand, and it must not result in any property damage or viewer casualties.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You can only do it on your most precious belongings.
i wish for MilestoGo_24 to stop posting on this thread and ruining my dreams
The wish Fails.
I wish to be the best dungeon master for Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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you are but everybody plays 6e by that time.
i wish to for ppl to £$%@!*(^ at ppl who dont join the Pride of Pandas.
Granted, everyone £$%@!*(^ (love) people who don't join the Pride of Pandas.
I wish to be able to cast fly whenever I want.
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everyone dies
i wish for a 1000000000000000000000000000$ in us form
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
my guy
Granted, you get 1.0000000000000000000000000$ in USD.
I wish I was cool.
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you turn to ice
i wish for nobody to die
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Granted, no one ever dies. Instead, their bodies decay until they are nothing but dust on the wind, and only then is the agony allowed to stop, but the soul never truly dies.
I wish to be able to cast teleport whenever I want without a chance of mishap.
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granted, you can only teleport to planets. More specifically gas giants.
I wish my dad still loved me
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
you turn into a bottle of beer
i wish to be able to fly
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
(well, he was a drink person-)
You can only fly for 0.001 milisecond every 10 decades.
I wish I were immortal
wait huh
(TOTAL NEWBIE HERE, SORRY!)
(heh, lancer from deltarune.)
(Murderer from flicker.)
(also i'm not a rwoabur)
(i am not the perfect newbie.)
(Inactive most of the time on schooldays, come on weekends. I'm a school girl :>)
Granted, you were immortal. Not anymore.
I wish to be immortal now and forever.
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You are now immortal. You get to watch all your friends and family die of old age.
I wish to own a rocket launcher
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you own a shirt the shirt turns into a rocket launcher that you are wearing it miss-fires and you explode
i wish for more wishes
joined the cult of dino
the summoner of banana demons
Current projects; THE CURSED TABLE OF CURSES link here ---> https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/98459-the-cursed-table-of-curses
current threads; movie-discrediter, the book of knoledge, ninjago fan club, insecurities-be-damned by the way these are links
The wish fails.
I wish for a jar of fireball beads.
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you get a jar of fire
i wish for a level 21 cleric in D&D 5e
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
granted, but you have to buy it from the new sourcebook
i wish for stan lee to come back
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Stan Lee comes back as a zombie. He is forcibly put back in the grave to ensure the safety of humankind.
I wish for a battle between a goblinoid horde and an orcish horde in the Michigan Stadium. This battle must be broadcast on the BBC and ABC (Australian) for free, and in America through video-on-demand, and it must not result in any property damage or viewer casualties.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
this does not happen.
i wish for exactly the same thing as ThoradimGoldfist.
Granted, you get exactly the same thing as ThoradimGoldfist, as in you get ThoradimGoldfist.
I wish to have some paint.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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