Granted. In this genie's eyes, a Death Slaad counts as a frog.
I wish for a battle between a goblinoid horde and an orcish horde in the Michigan Stadium. This battle must be broadcast on the BBC and ABC (Australian) for free, and in America through video-on-demand, and it must not result in any property damage or viewer casualties, and that it will actually happen.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, your timezone and only your timezone is changed to the same time as EST. This doesn't change where the sun is, of course, and it doesn't change your sleep schedule, because time is a construct of man.
you get covers in paint
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Then I wish for a pet frog, at least.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. In this genie's eyes, a Death Slaad counts as a frog.
I wish for a battle between a goblinoid horde and an orcish horde in the Michigan Stadium. This battle must be broadcast on the BBC and ABC (Australian) for free, and in America through video-on-demand, and it must not result in any property damage or viewer casualties, and that it will actually happen.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, it actually happens, but the genie deems that you do not count as a viewer. You get caught in the crossfire.
I wish to be able to cast plane shift as a bonus action and whenever I want, going where I want.
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you can move airplanes at will
i wish for no homework
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Granted, there is no homework, causing you and the entire world to fail classes because their homework went missing, so they got a zero.
I wish to have corned beef hash on a dinner plate 2 feet in front of me.
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a cow made of corn slams down in front of you
i wish for world hunger to end
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Granted, the whole world dies of starvation.
I wish for gunslinger to go official.
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
...for two seconds, not longer
I wish that my timezone matched better with most users in the Tavern so i wouldnt miss most of what’s going on there
Granted, your timezone and only your timezone is changed to the same time as EST. This doesn't change where the sun is, of course, and it doesn't change your sleep schedule, because time is a construct of man.
I wish to die.
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You die a horrible slow and painful death
I wish to have 20 Strength in real life
Reminder how ironic thi is now that I have my name change
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted. Tarrasques now exist.
I wish for a goodberry in real life.
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
you get a goodberry. it's been a day already, though.
I wish to be the god of arcane power.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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The other gods get jealous and kill you.
I wish to not have a large rock fall on my head.
You are turned into a sphinx kitten.
I wish to be unable to die, invulnerable, and immune to pain.
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But nobody likes you, and you are lonely and have a terrible life
I wish for a wish to use to wish for a wish to use to wish for a wish to wish for a wish and so on in an infinite loop
Granted, but you can do nothing else during this loop.
I wish to be happy during my immortal, invulnerable, immune life.
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But everyone hates you and envies you, you are shunned by every creature on every plane of existence.
I wish that I didn’t have this wish in the first place.