My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I wish that people at my school acted like I was a normal person whenever I tell them almost all of my daydreams end with complete and utter tragedy and the destruction of the world.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Granted, now everyone is sad because it happens to them too.
I wish I could actually meet a halfling riding a flumph.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Granted, now everyone is sad because it happens to them too.
I wish I could actually meet a halfling riding a flumph.
Granted. Right before this happens, you turn into a hobgoblin. In comes riding on a flumph Bree High-Hill, my halfling character who has not had good experiances with hobgoblins. She attacks you.
I wish my classroom was 20 times bigger.
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Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
Granted, now everyone is sad because it happens to them too.
I wish I could actually meet a halfling riding a flumph.
Granted. Right before this happens, you turn into a hobgoblin. In comes riding on a flumph Bree High-Hill, my halfling character who has not had good experiances with hobgoblins. She attacks you.
I wish my classroom was 20 times bigger.
granted, but class also becomes 20x longer
i wish roaches were extinct
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.
I wish for a faster computer.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.
I wish for a faster computer.
The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed
i wish to own a house
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.
I wish for a faster computer.
The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed
i wish to own a house
You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.
I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.
I wish for a faster computer.
The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed
i wish to own a house
You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.
I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.
Granted. An investigation reveals that the money is from taking bribes and you are arrested.
I wish I could wish.
You could wish. in the past
i wish for a cool suit of armor
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
My wish is now to raid JustDungeoning's post count, aka 51.
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Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Granted, but Tiamat personally hunts you down and kills you for ignoring her calls.
I wish to be able to cast mordenkainen's magnificent mansion whenever I want and however I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Your mansion is a mimic. It eats you.
I wish to be able to magically sharpen a pencil.
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
Granted, you are now able to sharpen a pencil using your hands (human anatomy is a magic all its own). enjoy!
I wish to be put to rest.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
you die
i wish for a docile space cat
The space cat is terminally ill and dies within seconds, I wish for Elon Musk to blow up the sun
Mystic v3 should be official, nuff said.
Sun blows up, everyone dies.
I wish spring break was longer...
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted, summer break is shorter as a result.
I wish that people at my school acted like I was a normal person whenever I tell them almost all of my daydreams end with complete and utter tragedy and the destruction of the world.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
Granted, now everyone is sad because it happens to them too.
I wish I could actually meet a halfling riding a flumph.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Granted. Right before this happens, you turn into a hobgoblin. In comes riding on a flumph Bree High-Hill, my halfling character who has not had good experiances with hobgoblins. She attacks you.
I wish my classroom was 20 times bigger.
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
granted, but class also becomes 20x longer
i wish roaches were extinct
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Crickets attack you death by crickets
i wish for for a Docile healthy space cat no illnesses
The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age
i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.
I wish for a faster computer.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed
i wish to own a house
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.
I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Granted. An investigation reveals that the money is from taking bribes and you are arrested.
I wish I could wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
You could wish. in the past
i wish for a cool suit of armor
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Granted. You receive a haunted suit of armor that follows you and creaks loudly.
I wish for an army of undead