Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Granted.
Now you know that if you just say- oops.. you don’t have any more wishes! Guess you won’t get to say it.
I wish for the ability to make my text bold
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted. All text you write is now bold, ALL CAPS, italicized, underlined, and very, very, very (this might take a while) very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very large.
PEOPLE NOW FIND YOU VERY RUDE, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR CONSTANTLY SHOUTING.
I wish I understood what you meant by "Now you know that if you just say- oops.. you don’t have any more wishes! Guess you won’t get to say it." (It's probably obvious and I'll look like an idiot for not understanding it).
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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Granted, this understanding also comes with the understanding of everything else which drives you insane.
I wish for the most delicious donut ever.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
GRANTED, YOU UNFORTUNATELY CANNOT EAT IT.
I WISH TO NOT HAVE TO SPEAK LIKE THIS
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted! Thanks, by the way.
I wish the last commenter on this thread good fortune!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
granted? (I can't twist that...)
I wish to roll a 20 on my next d20 roll.
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
Granted, but all your enemies also get a twenty on their next d20 roll.
I wish that I could get into the Forgotten Realms or other D&D setting of my choice and live their as a class and race of my choice.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but you immediately get killed by Tiamat, as you were transported directly into her lair.
I wish to be in a Disney movie as the protagonist.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You are immediately transported to a very bad Disney movie that is being removed from the internet. You spend the last few hours of your life painfully dissolving into nothing.
I wish that I could play D&D more!
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. (I can't twist that, I feel your pain.)
I wish that this pandemic was over, and no new or old ones started.
hard to explain
Good idea. EVERYONE DIES!
I wish antivaxxers and homophobes, and all other manner of people who complicate life unnecisarily by being jerks had to communicate through interpretive dance.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Ummm, okay. That ones hard. I'd say its to descriptive to twist. Granted.
I wish that this wish won't get twisted!
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
It is not twisted but it is at the same time twisted, and the universe collapses from confusion.
I wish everyone would despise the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted, you’ve wasted a wish.
I wish to be unstoppable.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You now must continue moving at all times, and can't stop. You can move through objects and no magic can stop you.
I wish for something.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but that something is death.I wish for a pet dragon
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
Granted, you have an Ancient Red Dragon. However it is currently bound by the Gods in eternal slumber. Also, it blocks the front door to your house. And is on your car. And it drools fire. Your neighbors are not amused.
I wish for a free frogurt.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
You get liberated frogurt that runs away.
I wish for everyone in the universe to celebrate John Williams’ birthday as the greatest holiday of all.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. The traditions include casting world ending spells and sacrificing John Williams.
I wish that I could remove the terrible writers block I have.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You remove a wooden block from your desk/table.
I wish for John Williams to NOT be sacrificed on his birthday.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.