This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You think of: A LAMP! It is called 'Anything reasonable'. Even though it is extremely important to the plot, the eighth level characters ignore it completely.
I wish the one member of my party that talks all the time would honestly be quiet and not reveal all our party info to the NPCS.
Granted. They now speak only by telepathy, and only reveal important party info to NPCs.
I wish I can transport myself to the Faerun or another D&D world of my choice or back to earth at will, and when going to a D&D world become an adventurer with a race, class and level of my choice.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I really don’t want to twist that wish. So I won’t.
I wish for all donkeys to transform into Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
I wish for all people to legally change their names to JIMMY.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. Everyone changes their name to Awesome and say that they are awesome.
I wish I could stop posting on this thread.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Everyone changes their name to Awesome and say that they are awesome.
I wish I could stop posting on this thread.
Granted. You stop for a moment, but then get so bored your change your mind.
I wish DND Beyond material was all free.
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Granted, but now you cannot use D&DBeyond without getting an account, and getting an account costs 811.39 USD, and if you already have an account you must now spend 811.39 USD to continue using it.
I wish for a cookie.
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Granted. However, it gets a bit overcharged and explodes.
I wish for a slice of pie.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. It is so sharp that when you throw it and it comes back to you, it chops of you hand. It continues moving and comes back again, slicing you some more. This process repeats until you are nothing more then a pile of limbs.
I wish for ice cream.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. He is sacrificed on the birthday of someone who has the exact same birthday as him.
I wish people stopped hating on Will Smith Genie.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. They now hate on you instead.
I wish I could think of anything reasonable to put in the dungeon I am making for eighth level characters.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You think of: A LAMP! It is called 'Anything reasonable'. Even though it is extremely important to the plot, the eighth level characters ignore it completely.
I wish the one member of my party that talks all the time would honestly be quiet and not reveal all our party info to the NPCS.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. They now speak only by telepathy, and only reveal important party info to NPCs.
I wish I can transport myself to the Faerun or another D&D world of my choice or back to earth at will, and when going to a D&D world become an adventurer with a race, class and level of my choice.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
you get the gate spell, but can only use it in Acheron, where u are constantly slaughtered.
i wish for a pet panda which always hugs me.
Granted. You now have a pet human who identifies as a panda. He does always hug you and he looks like this:
I wish all Trans kids were accepted by their families.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
I really don’t want to twist that wish. So I won’t.
I wish for all donkeys to transform into Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Some turn into living stuffed animals, and some gain depression. The rest legally changed their names.
I wish for my teeth and gums to not hurt.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, you can feel no pain in your teeth and gums. So if they were bleeding you won't even know
I wish for a smoothie
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
You get a very smooth “ie”.
I wish for all people to legally change their names to JIMMY.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted, however it forms a Utopia and everyone goes insane with 0 individuality.
I wish for everyone to be awesome!
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. Everyone changes their name to Awesome and say that they are awesome.
I wish I could stop posting on this thread.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You stop for a moment, but then get so bored your change your mind.
I wish DND Beyond material was all free.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
Granted, but now you cannot use D&DBeyond without getting an account, and getting an account costs 811.39 USD, and if you already have an account you must now spend 811.39 USD to continue using it.
I wish for a cookie.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You get cookies from websites. The kind that track your data.
I wish my computer was always charged
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. However, it gets a bit overcharged and explodes.
I wish for a slice of pie.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get a slice of pi.
I wish for a diamond boomerang.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Granted. It is so sharp that when you throw it and it comes back to you, it chops of you hand. It continues moving and comes back again, slicing you some more. This process repeats until you are nothing more then a pile of limbs.
I wish for ice cream.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
a scope of ice cream falls out of the ski landing in a puddle at your feet and melting almost instantly.
I wish for my friend to get a free subway coupon
The coupon lets your friend ride the subway once for 2/3 the normal price! What a deal!
I wish for something good too happen.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.