Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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I wish I had a gun
You have to grant a wish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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You made two wishes, and didn't grant one.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get over nine billion pies that are exact duplicates. You are overwhelmed by sheer numbers and killed by an excess of pie.
I wish to know pi to the 100,000,000th decimal place.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Wish granted, but now everyone brands you as a nerd and you are lonely for the rest of your life.
I wish for the ability to have wishes go exactly the way I intend them to.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Your wish is granted and your one wish is useless for that is your only wish! I wish for a unicorn!
Wish granted. The unicorn appears and then dies, framing you for killing it. You are arrested by the gnome police.
I wish I hadn't used my only wish.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Granted, instead you used your last wish.
I wish to go back in time five years.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You then accidentally trigger an avalanche that kills your former self and causes a time paradox. Luckily your time machine has a built in paradox remover, but unluckily it does it by permanently deleting you from existence. No one ever even knew you existed.
I wish to be brought back to life safely next to my pile of pie.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you are brought back to life as a tree, right next to your pile of pie.
I wish for all my friends and family to be happy.
wish granted
they are happy that they are all dead, in heaven
I wish for a laser gun
Granted. It is pointed at you and the trigger is pulled. Have fun!
I wish to become a living human in the same body as before.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You become a living human, but you are inside the buried, rotting corpse that is your former body, 6 feet below the ground. Buried aliiiive!
I wish for death, so I can join my friends and family
Granted. You are then immediately brought back to life because the gods don't like people killing themselves.
I wish to be safely transported next to my pile of pie.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. The pie is then eaten by an astral dreadnought.
I wish to be able to cast 9th-level geas whenever I want however I want on whatever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, however the command is always 'kill me'.
I wish my pie would reappear exactly where it was before it was eaten in exactly the same condition it was before it was eaten.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, it reappears in the void of space ~108000 km away.
I wish to be a great dm
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Wish granted. But because you were such a bad DM before you do not know your own power and went mad
I wish to be more nerdy.
SIGNATURE REDACTED
[ERROR : UNGRANTABLE REQUEST MADE]
i wish for spelljammer to not be confusing
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Congrats. It's no longer confusing. For your cat.
I wish that animals were more fluffy.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school