All animals all over the world are now much more fluffy.
You notice soft fluffy hair sprout all over your body. It pushes through your clothes, tearing them. It also covers your eyes, blocks your ears, and makes it near impossible for you to move.
Next, you start hearing screaming. People, pets, rodents, birds... All have become so fluffy they can't move, see, or do anything at all.
You get a tarrasque name Ice Cream. After killing you, it goes on a rampage before disappearing.
I wish for a trench coat.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The trench coat is much too big and smothers you to death.
I wish for a life...
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Wish granted, but to make them delicious they had to have poison in them.
I wish to be able to think of a wish
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
You get a pint of delicious ale. Unfortunately, “Delicious Ale” is the name of a fatal poison with no antidote. You drink it and die.
I wish for the ability to exploit any loophole at all.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
Wish granted. However, you are a very vicious pug and are put down.
I wish for super powers.
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Granted. However, you are smaller than an oxygen atom and die of suffocation.
I wish all my pie would teleport to the living room of my house (which I am not in) and that I and only I can eat it and eat it safely.
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Granted. However you live nextdoor from a dog hater who owns a gun. Have fun!
I wish to no longer be a puddle.
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Granted.
All animals all over the world are now much more fluffy.
You notice soft fluffy hair sprout all over your body. It pushes through your clothes, tearing them. It also covers your eyes, blocks your ears, and makes it near impossible for you to move.
Next, you start hearing screaming. People, pets, rodents, birds... All have become so fluffy they can't move, see, or do anything at all.
Within days, most animal life on earth is gone.
I wish for ice cream.
You get a tarrasque name Ice Cream. After killing you, it goes on a rampage before disappearing.
I wish for a trench coat.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
The trench coat is much too big and smothers you to death.
I wish for a life...
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
You get one. In the form of an unwanted baby.
I wish for pies to be even more delicious than they already are.
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Wish granted, but to make them delicious they had to have poison in them.
I wish to be able to think of a wish
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
You think of a wish, but it's a really, really bad one.
I wish that I was immune to poison.
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Granted. You become a rock, which will not be harmed by any poisonous substance.
I wish for a pint of delicious ale.
You get a pint of delicious ale. Unfortunately, “Delicious Ale” is the name of a fatal poison with no antidote. You drink it and die.
I wish for the ability to exploit any loophole at all.
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Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 127223597 because I made and it's super cool (subjectively).
Active every third Saturday of every second month of every third year of every ninth decade of every twelfth century.
You gain that ability. Sadly, everyone's now smart enough to close off any and all loopholes that may possibly occur.
I wish to be a pug who is immune to poison.
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Wish granted. However, you are a very vicious pug and are put down.
I wish for super powers.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Congrats! You can now summon Soup to your location! Bowls not included.
I wish to be a living, not vicious pug that is immune to poison.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. However, you are smaller than an oxygen atom and die of suffocation.
I wish all my pie would teleport to the living room of my house (which I am not in) and that I and only I can eat it and eat it safely.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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That happens. You eat it, and are still safe. As soon as you finish eating it, you are no longer safe, and die of poison.
I wish that I was a living pug with immunity to poison with and nothing else (such as size, temper, heart failure, etc.)
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. However you live nextdoor from a dog hater who owns a gun. Have fun!
I wish to no longer be a puddle.
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You are no longer a puddle. Now you're a lake. Congrats on the promotion!
I wish the dog hater next door didn't hate dogs.
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Granted, he now hates all animals.
I wish to be omniscient without any harm.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted you are omniscient but am locked out of interacting with the universe, thus you shall never be harmed
I wish for a milk shake
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted: You a trapped in a container of milk, being shaken.
I wish I could freeze time.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Granted. However you cannot unfreeze it.
I wish to be a human.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you are now a dead human body.
I wish to be impossible to defeat on any field.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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