Granted, you are a sentence on a piece of paper that says "my dnd character Ariendela Sneakerson- a Half elf rogue with the urchin background, currently level 7."
I wish for transphobes to be physically unable to deadname people.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you become the strongest person alive and your legs break under the weight of your gigantic muscles.
I wish for a baby dragon that breathes fire (but only like little harmless sparks) and it is also not hostile towards (nice) human beings and very friendly.
Granted. You are also transported to a plane where you are the only person. You are about as strong as a breeze you can't feel. (Oops. Looks like we posted at the same time.) Granted. However it grows up almost instantly and smushes you.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You wished for nothing. You got nothing.
I wish for infinite dogs
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
You are smothered under the enormous weight if every hot dog in the known realms. I wish for cats to be wiped from existence
Updog
The musical cats has forever vanished.
Starting over for my train: I wish to become my dnd character Ariendela Sneakerson- a Half elf rogue with the urchin background, currently level 7.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Granted, you are a sentence on a piece of paper that says "my dnd character Ariendela Sneakerson- a Half elf rogue with the urchin background, currently level 7."
I wish for transphobes to be physically unable to deadname people.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
:I
I wish for silly political posts to be wiped from DDB
Updog
sorry not trying to be a jerk just keep the forum fun dude
Updog
Okay, not a dude.
I wish for doritos
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted, you get some Doritos, but there isn’t any flavoring.
I wish to be able to read things as though it was my first time reading them.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. You are now very bad at reading.
I wish to do something.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. There is a child named 'something' out there somewhere... I'll leave the rest to your imagination (im so sorry)
I wish for a six-pack
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted, you get a six pack of Pepsi zero sugar.
I wish to be the strongest person alive.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you become the strongest person alive and your legs break under the weight of your gigantic muscles.
I wish for a baby dragon that breathes fire (but only like little harmless sparks) and it is also not hostile towards (nice) human beings and very friendly.
Granted. You are also transported to a plane where you are the only person. You are about as strong as a breeze you can't feel.(Oops. Looks like we posted at the same time.) Granted. However it grows up almost instantly and smushes you.I wish that I could think of an idea.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you think of the idea of paradoxes, and instantly die.
I wish to be god of arcane Magic and mysteries.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted. Magic and mystery promptly vanish.
I wish that I would be alive once more.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Somewhere out there, any person named 'I' is revived.
I wish for another Walten Files episode
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
you get another episode but a new person is writing the show and the plot is confusing and forgettable and the characters get replaced by new people.
I wish I could see the stars better
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Granted, but the stars are so bright that they instantly blind you.
I wish my cat would stop shedding.
They/them/theirs
Queer & disabled player
Active Characters:
Granted. your cat stops shedding for 1 second, then returns back to shedding furiously
I wish I had some coffee
Updog
Granted. You have a nice big cup of decaf.
I wish my apartment had air conditioning.
They/them/theirs
Queer & disabled player
Active Characters: