Granted. When you eat one, you and all those you have every seen, heard of or met die a horrible and completely unrelated death.
I wish to be in complete and total control of the paradoxical vortex and be able to leave it and enter it at will with absolutely no negative effects.
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Granted, however you will always have 2000 teleporting Tarrasque waiting for you at the exact spot where you exit the dimension. ROLL INITIATIVE SUCKERS!
I wish that eating my pies couldn't harm anyone in a related or unrelated way but only when I am eating the pies.
Granted. Everyone in existence dies as soon as you stop eating them. Oh, and you are full at the moment. Have fun!
I use my power over the paradoxical vortex to obliterate the 2000 teleporting Tarrasque waiting for me at the exact spot where I exit the dimension and then wish that nothing would replace them or otherwise stand before me.
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I wish that people would actually obey the rules of my wish when twisting it (hint hint).
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Granted. But the rainbows are in the physical form of sweet multi colored candy, which you must eat, and therefor you taste the rainbow.
I wish for DnD Beyond to have a cool and usable virtual tabletop with integrated voice to play D&D with.
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Granted, you get infinite empty boxes (that's still something).
I wish for the extermination of all Netheril by way of Mind Flayer infestation, leaving me with a single psi stone and the only non-illithid on Faerun.
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Granted, but the wishes only last for a second, and then vanish as if they never happened.
I wish for unlimited soup and salad from an Italian restaurant chain…
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Granted. When you eat one, you and all those you have every seen, heard of or met die a horrible and completely unrelated death.
I wish to be in complete and total control of the paradoxical vortex and be able to leave it and enter it at will with absolutely no negative effects.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, however you will always have 2000 teleporting Tarrasque waiting for you at the exact spot where you exit the dimension. ROLL INITIATIVE SUCKERS!
I wish that eating my pies couldn't harm anyone in a related or unrelated way but only when I am eating the pies.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. Everyone in existence dies as soon as you stop eating them. Oh, and you are full at the moment. Have fun!
I use my power over the paradoxical vortex to obliterate the 2000 teleporting Tarrasque waiting for me at the exact spot where I exit the dimension and then wish that nothing would replace them or otherwise stand before me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. They respawn, sitting down. Then they stand up. Roll initiative again!
I wish Lord_Master_T would be a harmless non-annoying rat
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted.
I wish that people would actually obey the rules of my wish when twisting it (hint hint).
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Whenever someone named 'My Wish' makes a rule, everyone obeys them.
I wish to experience gender euphoria
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted, I don't want to twist that.
I wish SomeRandom_Human would stop treating me like a piece of trash
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, you seem like a nice guy so SomeRandom_Human is erased from the timeline
I wish for infinite muffins
Updog
Granted you get infinite muffins for 0.1 second then they disappear.
I wish for Nobody to make any more wishes.
Granted, User Nobody is banned from accessing Wish.EXE
I wish for communism
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
You wish for communism but the djinni is anti-communist so it does not happen
I wish for people to stop making wishes on this forum.
Granted, although bugbears like us are totally fine to keep wishing
I wish for new loki episodes to release sooner
Updog
Granted, it's incredibly good, but it's in another language that you don't know, and as soon as you try to translate it it gets spoiled for you.
I wish for the sky to be rainbows
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. But the rainbows are in the physical form of sweet multi colored candy, which you must eat, and therefor you taste the rainbow.
I wish for DnD Beyond to have a cool and usable virtual tabletop with integrated voice to play D&D with.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
Granted, sounds awesome so I won't twist it.
I wish I was me and also you
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted. (I think everyone is waiting for that.)
I wish for something.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you get infinite empty boxes (that's still something).
I wish for the extermination of all Netheril by way of Mind Flayer infestation, leaving me with a single psi stone and the only non-illithid on Faerun.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Granted. You are an intellect devourer.
I wish for infinite power.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You gain all the lost infinity stones in the TVA office, but you have to be in the TVA to collect your prize.
I wish for more wishes.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Granted, but the wishes only last for a second, and then vanish as if they never happened.
I wish for unlimited soup and salad from an Italian restaurant chain…
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.