By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Granted, and it is the most delicious slice of pizza you have ever seen. Perfect crust. Melty cheese. Your favorite toppings cooked to perfection. You can smell it right now. So so sooooo good. This is literally the best slice of pizza in ALL CREATION... and it is YOURS! But your mouth is now unable to open in the presence of pizza... (you feel a tiny piece of your soul die.)
I wish for the next twisted wish to be twisted in a positive fashion and not negative.
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Granted. You are no longer anxious about putting things in the microwave because you know for a fact that everything bad that could happen will happen when you put something in the microwave.
I wish for [unintelligible mumbling].
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
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Granted because you are the player of least suspicion someone who overthinks things starts claiming that because your not sus your sus and so they vote you out
I wish for WOTC to release 10th level spells
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[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Granted but, the sandwitches' bread are gluten-free made, with olive topings. Also I suggest to don't drink that water...... noone could ensure you where this water comes from. xD
granted, but all the soup will expand and pop your stomach.
I wish for one slice of normal pizza.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
Granted, and it is the most delicious slice of pizza you have ever seen. Perfect crust. Melty cheese. Your favorite toppings cooked to perfection. You can smell it right now. So so sooooo good. This is literally the best slice of pizza in ALL CREATION... and it is YOURS! But your mouth is now unable to open in the presence of pizza... (you feel a tiny piece of your soul die.)
I wish for the next twisted wish to be twisted in a positive fashion and not negative.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
It does, but not by the commenter.
I wish that my named pinatas on my viva pinata game would not get smashed.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted, they are nuked instead.
I wish I wouldn't get anxious every time I put something in the microwave
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. You are no longer anxious about putting things in the microwave because you know for a fact that everything bad that could happen will happen when you put something in the microwave.
I wish for [unintelligible mumbling].
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Suddenly a bunch of unintelligible wooden words come out of the sky crushing you and your soul.
I wish to be able to decide when faced with all the options when creating a character
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. You decide on all except one and then are not able to decide from those.
I wish for nothing.
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Granted, but you actually get something.
I wish for next to nothing.
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You trip and fall into the nothingness and so you die
I wish for a friendly ridable tarrasque
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
the tarrasque is only friendly to you and behaves normally to everyone else
i wish to not be sus
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Granted because you are the player of least suspicion someone who overthinks things starts claiming that because your not sus your sus and so they vote you out
I wish for WOTC to release 10th level spells
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
WOTC releases 10th level spells, but only barbarians can cast them, and they are concentraction, also barbarians are required to be always raging,
I wish every adult to watch Critical Role
Granted, Every adult watches critical role for 0000000000000000000000000.1 seconds.
I wish for Infinite wishes.
Granted, you now spend all your days longing and desiring for the unnatainable.
I wish for two ham sandwiches and a glass of water
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
Granted but, the sandwitches' bread are gluten-free made, with olive topings. Also I suggest to don't drink that water...... noone could ensure you where this water comes from. xD
I wish I could ping Ping's pingpong balls...
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
...Away from the table
I wish I could draw well
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You can draw wells perfectly, but nothing else
I wish for Warlock levels IRL
Granted, but they are negative levels. You are now an eldritch blast magnet.
I wish I was at work instead of in lockdown.
granted but someone comes in with covid every month and you get sent home constantly
i wish i get accepted into the virology course at Cambridge university
granted but you get all Fs and don't learn anything
I want tons of money for free
Black Lives Matter
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Extended Signature, The Best Paradox, We all knew it.
I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6