By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Gagagagranted! People now completely ignore the wording of wishes and grant them however they want!
I wish [DATA EXPUNGED].
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I wish for series 3 of the dragon prince to finally come out and it be just as good as the last 2
(Me to.)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but the batterie was removed so it could be made to be unlimited, and the mechanic doesn’t know how to put it back. No one else does either.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
The money is in future currency which is useless in this time
I wish to have fireball as a cantrip
Granted! You severely burn yourself because you forgot that the heat travels further than the fireball itself.
I wish my job paid better.
Granted! your concept of money is inflated!
I wish to safely tame a tarresque.
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
.......................... but, it seems you rolled a NAT 1 on the atempt, causing the Tarrasque to insta-pursue you. ( run for your life, honey !! )
I wish you get caught by that Tarrasque.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The Tarrasque does indeed catch them. That is, catch a date~
I wish everyone would get along and not twist eachothers' wishes :(
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
Gagagagranted! People now completely ignore the wording of wishes and grant them however they want!
I wish [DATA EXPUNGED].
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted: [DATA REDACTED]
I wish for world peace
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Gra-graa-graaaaanted. [ INSERT JAPANESE HENTAII MEME HERE ]
I wish this peace only could exist in your mind.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
In your mind
I wish to have a personal pet mimic
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You get a mimic that thinks it's a person
I wish for series 3 of the dragon prince to finally come out and it be just as good as the last 2
Granted, That does happen but it is an entirely different show called the dragon prince.
I wish to have to eat the greatest chicken fried steak ever.
Granted However it is not cooked and you get ill
I wish to bind a genie with the variant genie powers from the monster manuel into my service forever
The Monster "Manuel" dosen't aprove it, due to the jealousy he possess.
I wish I could tame the Monster "Manuel"...... xD
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(Me to.)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but the Monster "Manuel" retains a grumpy attitude the whole time.
I wish I could eat any amount of food and never take any of the negative effects of eating so much.
I have no personality.
Granted but, your stomach dosen't allows more food to be digested, so it provokes some insta-pukes.
I wish I could make a cupcake with the mass of the putrid food you vomited.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted although the cupcake is classified as a biohazard and you probably not eat it
I wish I could pause and unpause time
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Ok, granted but, you cannot [REWIND] or [FAST FORWARD] the time.
I wish I could monetize my YT channel.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, although all the money you shall get is one cent
I wish that I had unlimited battery on my computer
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.