Unfortunately, that contradicts their very existence, and to prevent total universal collapse you are deleted from existence before the wish comes into effect.
I wish.
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Granted. They instead die of completely unrelated means immediately afterward.
Instead of wishing (I don’t want to die) I run away from the wish granter as fast as I can.
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You get a book. You die of completely unrelated means, as you are the next to wish.
I wish for a croaking cat and a meowing frog.
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Granted. A bunch of aliens and you are deleted from existence the next time you snap.
[warning, wish redacted, total collapse imminent]
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Granted. Your miraculous health causes scientists to take increasingly large blood samples until you die of blood loss.
I wish.
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Granted. Everyone with the name 'Everyone' is now immortal, and every other person on earth is dead.
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.
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Now, the wondrous experience of RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS is boring and dull, as virtually no players populate the game world. Because of the lack of players, the game is no longer able to support itself financially. RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS is shut down as quickly as it started. The fun, RPG-based experience is taken away, and the over 300 champions ready to collect and deploy are unused. (This response was sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS)
I wish that my fridge was always magically fully stocked.
Granted. But since today until further notifications, you are Dead. And every character who dies in any campaign, have a new try to get a successful death saving throw. I mena, that character have another roll to survive from the obvious and last ""GAME OVER"" screen ( aka known as BSoD ).
I wish my cheapest second-hand laptop could be morphed into a PRO GAMER comp.
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(Darn autocorrect! Bane of my existence!)
Unfortunately, that contradicts their very existence, and to prevent total universal collapse you are deleted from existence before the wish comes into effect.
I wish.
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Granted.
I wish for the next person to reply to not have anything bad, unnecessary, or excessive to happen to their wish.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. They instead die of completely unrelated means immediately afterward.
Instead of wishing (I don’t want to die) I run away from the wish granter as fast as I can.
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wish_granter.exe is not responding
I wish to get a new book
You get a book. You die of completely unrelated means, as you are the next to wish.
I wish for a croaking cat and a meowing frog.
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Granted. A bunch of aliens and you are deleted from existence the next time you snap.
[warning, wish redacted, total collapse imminent]
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[ results redacted, consequences were to great]
I wish to be perfectly healthy, but not immortal.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Your miraculous health causes scientists to take increasingly large blood samples until you die of blood loss.
I wish.
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Due the incomplete sentence, you have forfeited your wish to the next person, which is me.
I wish for everyone to be immortal, and I wish for a black hole to form in the center of the Earth.
(twist THAT you creative group)
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Everyone with the name 'Everyone' is now immortal, and every other person on earth is dead.
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.
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Granted, you don't have to but future you has to
I wish that Raid shadow legends didn't sponsor people
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted.
Now, the wondrous experience of RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS is boring and dull, as virtually no players populate the game world. Because of the lack of players, the game is no longer able to support itself financially. RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS is shut down as quickly as it started. The fun, RPG-based experience is taken away, and the over 300 champions ready to collect and deploy are unused. (This response was sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS)
I wish that my fridge was always magically fully stocked.
I have no personality.
You get the puppy, however you didn't realise how much matinence this puppy needed. But the good boy Lubs U though!
I wish for the twisted wishes of this thread too result in Death less often.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. But since today until further notifications, you are Dead. And every character who dies in any campaign, have a new try to get a successful death saving throw. I mena, that character have another roll to survive from the obvious and last ""GAME OVER"" screen ( aka known as BSoD ).
I wish my cheapest second-hand laptop could be morphed into a PRO GAMER comp.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, however it didn't morph all the parts you needed, just the parts it had, and so you have to get the parts you need by yourself.
I wish for this wish to wish another wishing wish wishing for wishes.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Not granted, due to the fact any wish cannot wish a wish by itself.
I wish my liberty could not be harrased nor jaded and confiscated.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted, now nobody cares about your liberty at all, and makes fun you for any other reason.
I wish a wish was able to wish another wishing wish wishing for wishes.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Impossible. You get smited for wish-based heresy.
I wish that I knew why Overkill's post count is three when I' pretty sure I've seen more than three of their posts.
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