Granted. The next person who wishes for three things in a row will have them twisted in their favor. This however is impossible, since only one wish is being made per turn.
I wish to be able to stop and restart my aforementioned jazz music at will
Granted. The next person who wishes for three things in a row will have them twisted in their favor. This however is impossible, since only one wish is being made per turn.
I wish to be able to stop and restart my aforementioned jazz music at will
You are now able to do that. But you lose the ability to start it.
I wish that this wish counted as three wishes for the purposes of being twisted in my favor.
Granted. You know the answer, and it is incredibly depressing. Enjoy depression.
I wish that during the campaign I play I wouldn't have to pay extra for being part of House DeOmbre!
Explanation:
I'm in a campaign and my group has the favor of House DeOmbre. We walked into the market and every house has a shop, and they keep charging us extra to shop there because we aren't part of their house! It's incredibly expensive.
Granted. As long as you don't buy anything, things won't cost more.
I wish I could wish three times in a row the next time I make a wish, so I can invoke this wish (that's a link).
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Granted. Unfortunately, you can only use those wishes to wish for baked beans.
I wish for the ability to turn people into sapient, talking flamingos.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Any humans you swallow is turned into a flamingo and has awaken cast on it.
I wish for baked beans.
I wish for baked beans
I wish for baked beans.
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You get 2 baked beans. They're rotten and overcooked.
I wish for a whole can of fresh and well-prepared baked beans.
Granted. But the can is made of heavy Admantium and you don't have a can opener that will open it.
I wish for a can opener that can open Admantium cans.
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you can make a perfect drawing of any object at-will
(How does that fulfill the wish in any way?)
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But you already do because you know to wish for knowing what to wish for.
I wish for an awesome helmet.
Granted. An awesome helmet the size of a peanut appears on you head.
I wish for the ability to cook well.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you have to wait until your birthday to get it.
I wish for the ability to know whats happening (no one ever tells me anything until it becomes really important or its the day before or something).
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Congrats. You can now do that. But you don't have the ability to stop the music from playing.
I wish that the next three wishes that are made are twisted in favor of the person making the wish rather than against them.
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Granted. The next person who wishes for three things in a row will have them twisted in their favor. This however is impossible, since only one wish is being made per turn.
I wish to be able to stop and restart my aforementioned jazz music at will
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
You are now able to do that. But you lose the ability to start it.
I wish that this wish counted as three wishes for the purposes of being twisted in my favor.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. A giant comes out of nowhere and twists you like a towel. He later informs you his hands are called 'my favor'.
I wish to be able to create excellent cosplay costumes.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
You already are able to. You just aren't experienced. That doesn't mean you aren't physically capable of doing that. The wish does nothing.
I wish to know the question of life, the universe, and everything, the answer to which is 42.
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Granted. You know the answer, and it is incredibly depressing. Enjoy depression.
I wish that during the campaign I play I wouldn't have to pay extra for being part of House DeOmbre!
Explanation:
I'm in a campaign and my group has the favor of House DeOmbre. We walked into the market and every house has a shop, and they keep charging us extra to shop there because we aren't part of their house! It's incredibly expensive.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. As long as you don't buy anything, things won't cost more.
I wish I could wish three times in a row the next time I make a wish, so I can invoke this wish (that's a link).
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Unfortunately, you can only use those wishes to wish for baked beans.
I wish for the ability to turn people into sapient, talking flamingos.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. Any humans you swallow is turned into a flamingo and has awaken cast on it.
I wish for baked beans.
I wish for baked beans
I wish for baked beans.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get 2 baked beans. They're rotten and overcooked.
I wish for a whole can of fresh and well-prepared baked beans.
I have no personality.
Granted. But the can is made of heavy Admantium and you don't have a can opener that will open it.
I wish for a can opener that can open Admantium cans.
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The can opener is an extremely high power blowtorch that melts the lid off while instantly incinerating anything and everything that is inside.
I wish for a completely harmless potato.
Granted. You have absolutely no idea where it is. (EDIT: I actually didn't know AaronFiendslayer posted, but my twist worked for both wishes.)
I wish I could locate the exact location of any object at will.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
you can make a perfect drawing of any object at-will
i wish i knew what to wish for
But you already do because you know to wish for knowing what to wish for.
I wish for an awesome helmet.
(How does that fulfill the wish in any way?)
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Granted. An awesome helmet the size of a peanut appears on you head.
I wish for the ability to cook well.
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Granted. But you can only cook foods that you don't like.
I wish for Eberron: Rising from the Last War.
Granted. Unfortunately, you have to wait until your birthday to get it.
I wish for the ability to know whats happening (no one ever tells me anything until it becomes really important or its the day before or something).
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
My birthday is actually tomorrow funnily enough so that is less than a 24 hour wait.
Note: My birthday is really tomorrow, I am not just saying that for the purpose of the wish.