Granted. Unfortunately, you have to wait until your birthday to get it.
I wish for the ability to know whats happening (no one ever tells me anything until it becomes really important or its the day before or something).
My birthday is actually tomorrow funnily enough so that is less than a 24 hour wait.
Note: My birthday is really tomorrow, I am not just saying that for the purpose of the wish.
I know.
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Granted. Unfortunately, you have to wait until your birthday to get it.
I wish for the ability to know whats happening (no one ever tells me anything until it becomes really important or its the day before or something).
Granted. You know everything that is happenning in the entire multiverse, and your brain is so far packed beyond its limit that you can never think or function again.
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Granted. Unfortunately they are at the bottom of the ocean.
I wish that I knew exactly what I want to and nothing more nor less.
Granted. But that is the ONLY thing you know. All your other memories, thoughts, and knowledge is gone. What you want is all you know now. Nothing more, and nothing less.
I wish for the ability to immune from twisted wishes.
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granted, the pseudodragon gets depressed quickly, however, and runs away from home. I wish I passed my A-levels with a*'s across the board and end up enrolling into Cambridge university's microbiology course
Granted. You enroll in the course and become the top microbiologist, until you accidentially create a deadly bacteria that kills you and all of your friends.
I wish for never having to eat anything to survive unless I want to.
Granted. The wish granter didn't mention that you still need to drink though, and you die of starvation.
I wish for AaronFiendslayer's priority list for the D&D books they want most.
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Granted. You catch all of 'em diseases, including alien diseases that cause your liver to blow up.
I wish for unlimited uses of the fates card.
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I don't know what that is, so every time you use it, your liver explodes and reassembles itself, which is a painful, yet not fatal, experience.
I wish I had an elvish harem of bodyguards/courtesans.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I wish people remembered which thread they were on.
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Granted. You accidentally send yourself to right before the Big Bang and lose the stone.
I wish that I didn’t have to think of a wish.
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Granted. They return to your house, but are much to large and crush everything.
I wish for a wish.
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I know.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You know everything that is happenning in the entire multiverse, and your brain is so far packed beyond its limit that you can never think or function again.
I wish for a bunch of awesome D&D miniatures.
Granted. Unfortunately they are at the bottom of the ocean.
I wish that I knew exactly what I want to and nothing more nor less.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. But that is the ONLY thing you know. All your other memories, thoughts, and knowledge is gone. What you want is all you know now. Nothing more, and nothing less.
I wish for the ability to immune from twisted wishes.
Remember there are Rules as Written (RAW), Rules as Intended (RAI), and Rules as Fun (RAF). There's some great RAW, RAI, and RAF here... please check in with your DM to determine how they want to adjudicate the RAW/RAI/RAF for your game.
Granted. You can never make any wishes ever again, therefore they can not be twisted.
I wish for a pet pseudodragon.
granted, the pseudodragon gets depressed quickly, however, and runs away from home.
I wish I passed my A-levels with a*'s across the board and end up enrolling into Cambridge university's microbiology course
Granted. You enroll in the course and become the top microbiologist, until you accidentially create a deadly bacteria that kills you and all of your friends.
I wish for never having to eat anything to survive unless I want to.
Granted. The wish granter didn't mention that you still need to drink though, and you die of starvation.
I wish for AaronFiendslayer's priority list for the D&D books they want most.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You get a digital copy of the list which unfortunately writes over all of your other files and accounts.
I wish to be able to cast fly at will.
The man named Will now can fly for life
I wish to catch 'em all
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I participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with several champions they are all in my extended signature Win Streak: 0 Total Wins: 19 Total Loses: 6
Granted. You catch all of 'em diseases, including alien diseases that cause your liver to blow up.
I wish for unlimited uses of the fates card.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I don't know what that is, so every time you use it, your liver explodes and reassembles itself, which is a painful, yet not fatal, experience.
I wish I had an elvish harem of bodyguards/courtesans.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They hate you for seemingly no reason, and you feel them plotting your downfall.
I am plotting some guy's downfall because I hate him for some inexplicable reason.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
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You forget something.
I wish people remembered which thread they were on.
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Granted but they immediately forget
I wish I had the time stone from Marvel and that I wouldn't die if I had it
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted. You accidentally send yourself to right before the Big Bang and lose the stone.
I wish that I didn’t have to think of a wish.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Congrats. You don't have to think of a wish, but you did anyway. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been able to make that wish.
I wish that the next person to make a wish gets to twist their own wish rather than having it twisted by anyone else.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish granted, now I earned too much dizzyness due to your wish.
I wish for a return of Pelor..........
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Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
(No, I haven’t.)
Granted. They return to your house, but are much to large and crush everything.
I wish for a wish.
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You get a new item on your Amazon wishlist
I wish I was a german cyborg so I can scream "You utter fool! German science is surely the world's finest!" While shooting bullets out of my torso
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