Granted. Your neighbour offers you a random pill, which you inmediatedly eat it, putting yourself and yuor mind in a hyper extravagant hippye world with flourished rainbows, babbling rainbow bubbles, and dealing with horned magenta hippos wearing lullabies.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. But surprise: EVERYONE IS ALIENS! You are sent to the North Pole so that you may be far away from everyone. You die alone far away from everyone.
I wish the owl bear in my current campaign lives forever. LONG LIVE BOBBY HOOTS.
Granted. The hoot and growl all night long and you can never get any sleep.
I wish to not be alone (this is going to be twisted bad...).
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Granted. You now have a fan army. They call themselves the Dragonslayer Army and are extremely obsessive, and they don't leave you alone. There are some good people in your fandom, but they are few and far between. People start using you for clout and trying to start drama with you. You are never alone because you live as a public figure.
I wish to be able to lurk happily in my little corner of the internet as I please.
Granted. Unfortunately, do to data deforestation it gets smaller and smaller and smaller.
I wish to know why Loki_King_Of_Jotunheim's post count is so low when it seems to constantly get higher at the same time.
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Granted. The reason is very disturbing. You are now traumatized. (Honestly I don't know why, I just fidget around in other forums occasionally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Granted. The fight against art now suddenly has millions of dollars and outlaws all forms of art.
I wish art was legal.
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(I once met this very nice guy at Halloween. They gave out the large bars, and hey had a lot of them. Every kind too.)
Granted. Unfortunately, they only buy one.
I wish that all art was legal.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. A soft breeze floats by every rich person, in which there is a piece of paper. The paper says "Humility." On it.
I wish for
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You end up next to some very hostile aliens.
I wish for a reasonable amount of chocolate.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Your neighbour offers you a random pill, which you inmediatedly eat it, putting yourself and yuor mind in a hyper extravagant hippye world with flourished rainbows, babbling rainbow bubbles, and dealing with horned magenta hippos wearing lullabies.
I wish to be the next bot.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You become one. But you can't fully become one, so you're more of a cyborg.
I wish for a slice of the most delicious cake in existence that isn't poisonous and won't anger anyone I may happen to steal it from.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. Everything tastes horrible compared to the cake. You can no longer enjoy food.
I wish to TAX THE RICH
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
The rich now have extremely high taxes. They revolt.
I wish to be able to duplicate what's left of the cake I wished for so I can enjoy it for the rest of my life.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. It is duplicated within your stomach and you explode.
I wish for the Purge.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. The world is purged of you.
I wish to not be near those aliens.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. But surprise: EVERYONE IS ALIENS! You are sent to the North Pole so that you may be far away from everyone. You die alone far away from everyone.
I wish the owl bear in my current campaign lives forever. LONG LIVE BOBBY HOOTS.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. The hoot and growl all night long and you can never get any sleep.
I wish to not be alone (this is going to be twisted bad...).
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You now have a fan army. They call themselves the Dragonslayer Army and are extremely obsessive, and they don't leave you alone. There are some good people in your fandom, but they are few and far between. People start using you for clout and trying to start drama with you. You are never alone because you live as a public figure.
I wish to be able to lurk happily in my little corner of the internet as I please.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. Unfortunately, do to data deforestation it gets smaller and smaller and smaller.
I wish to know why Loki_King_Of_Jotunheim's post count is so low when it seems to constantly get higher at the same time.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. The reason is very disturbing. You are now traumatized. (Honestly I don't know why, I just fidget around in other forums occasionally. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I wish Art Fight had more funding
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. The fight against art now suddenly has millions of dollars and outlaws all forms of art.
I wish art was legal.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted! The only style of art that is legal is anime/manga
I wish all the houses gave out large candy bars on Halloween
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
(I once met this very nice guy at Halloween. They gave out the large bars, and hey had a lot of them. Every kind too.)
Granted. Unfortunately, they only buy one.
I wish that all art was legal.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Then, a new art critic approaches to your house and begins to criticise and value all the designs and furnitures your haouse wear.
I wish I could give to the rich mass of ppl a soft breeze of humility.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted. A soft breeze floats by every rich person, in which there is a piece of paper. The paper says "Humility." On it.
I wish for
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted.... your "for" now becomes a five....
I wish also for......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
...nothing. Your home world becomes nothing.
I wish for the ability to think of a wish.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
.... which it requires half of this Planet's resources to do it.
I wish for a Vedalken so neat.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk