Granted. A random bottomless pit appears right in front of you as well.
I wish for puns. Plural. With an s.
The man with the meat returns, this time with a large beet. He smiles, "Nice to beet you," Before bashing you with the beet. After he has left, and you've recovered, a skeleton walks up. "Looks like he had a bone to pick with you," He laughs before shiving you, then stealing your wallet and one of your kidneys
I wish for a parachute so i can explore the bottomless pit
A shooting star hits you.
I wish people would realise that my last wish was untwistable, thanks to pugofutterdestruction
People remember, but they don't care. =\
I wish for a reasonable amount of non-poisoned and not fake cake of my choice.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The cake always appears in one of your vital organs. With candles lit.
I wish for an actual explanation of how specificness affects wishes, in English
A 500 pg. book appears in your lap. To truly understand, you must read every. single. word.
I wish for an unspecified object that can be used for unspecific reasons by unspecific means.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You get one. But it doesn't make any sense. You have no idea how to use it or what it does.
I wish for a guitar.
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You get one. But it doesn't make any sense. You have no idea how to use it or what it does.
I wish I knew what to wish for, and for that wish to not take up my wish, or that one, or that one, or tha-
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
you talk for so long, that you starve to d3ath
I wish to have the ability of Hamon energy
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
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Granted. Unfortunately, the genie doesn't know what that is, and instead gives you some ham on a plater of solid energy. Ham on energy.
I wish for puns.
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Someone walks up to you. He carrys what appears to be a large ham. He smiles, and says "Nice to Meat you", before beating you to death with the ham
I wish for a pile of coins to be placed in front of me
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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Granted. A random bottomless pit appears right in front of you as well.
I wish for puns. Plural. With an s.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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The man with the meat returns, this time with a large beet. He smiles, "Nice to beet you," Before bashing you with the beet. After he has left, and you've recovered, a skeleton walks up. "Looks like he had a bone to pick with you," He laughs before shiving you, then stealing your wallet and one of your kidneys
I wish for a parachute so i can explore the bottomless pit
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. You get a pair o' chute...s and ladders. How that's supposed to help you get through the bottomless pit, you're not sure.
I wish for puns to effect everyone on earth, not just myself.
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Granted. They're just a minor inconvenience for everyone else.
I wish for the power of amon gus.
Granted. You gain the supernatural abilities possessed by some dude name "Amon Gus". Unfortunetly, he's a normal dude.
I wish for a block of diamonds
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
a block of diamonds crush your skull.
i wish for somebody to love, preferably a dragon
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
You get one. Unfortunately, he's very unlikely to let this drag on.
I wish for yet more puns.
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You get shot. The person who shot you then makes a very bad gun related pun
I wish to be immortal in the good way
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Granted. Though the genie decides he term "good" means the way that will bring him the most enjoyment, watching you suffer.
I wish for a gun that shoots shot glasses. A shotgun, if you will.
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You get a shotgun, it is held by a man pointing it at you and stealing your money
I wish for the ability to wish 3 untwisted wishes
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
You get them, but immediately die so you can't use them.
I wish for 5 more magic lamps/wish spell scrolls.