Normally (translation: Granted. You are inspired to do terrible artwork.
I wish to be able to post anything I want without any restrictions.)
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
granted, No one's stopping you. You do get banned though.
I wish to be able to type 150 wpm
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I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Granted, except now that you understand all languages and others can understand you, every being in the universe is pestering you about translating what they want said.
I wish for the ability that whenever I break out into song everyone around me joins in and tons of backup dancers show up and it ends up looking like a scene from High School Musical
Granted! You now are a completely normal person! (Side effects may include compulsively and randomly reminding people that you are totally a completely normal human speaking with their completely normal vocal cords, and also how do you other completely normal humans deal with running out of air as you talk? It's really annoying and kind of weird.)
I wish to be able to alter the laws of physics and peoples memories in order to create silly situations (ie: making a football field frictionless or making everyone forget about the normal pattern of day and night).
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish Granted! The Mimic can now leave the dungeon at any time. However, the Mimic is content to stay where it is, gaining power until it becomes akin to a god!
I wish I could be a drider again.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. You are still considered to be a monstrous beast.
I wish to be able to see and hear the chaos I create.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Ten thousand grains of sand that happen to look slightly like dice appear in you nose.
I wish to no longer be blind and deaf.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted! You cannot sound like yourself though. It makes times when you communicate exclusively through noise very strange.
I wish for the darkness spell to end.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your eyes have been replaced with miniature stars, which don't hurt you or anything, but make everything so bright you can't tell what it is. Also, you look really cool because of them.
I wish to have my eyes replaced with black holes, which absorb so much light I'll be able to see everything.
Cool, a thread zombie. Somebody make stats for that or I will.
Granted, from now into eternity all you can post is the word “normally” as you are so excited by the concept you can think nothing else.
I wish Dragonslayer9 would stop lying about the number of dragons he slew, I was there it was only five.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Wish granted! He stops lying, he actually slew 9 are you were lying
I wish I have inspiration
Normally (translation: Granted. You are inspired to do terrible artwork.
I wish to be able to post anything I want without any restrictions.)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
granted, No one's stopping you. You do get banned though.
I wish to be able to type 150 wpm
I love drow, rogues and Chinese weapons. I mean come on, rope darts are awesome.
My current character is a drow shadow monk, with a "unique" honor code (give him some time, he's working through some stuff). He also sucks on the socialization side of interacting with all other living creatures. which is very fun to RP.
Granted, but doing so sets your fingers on fire for the shear speed
I wish for the ability to always have a +10 on insight rolls
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Wish granted! You now have a +.10 bonus to Insight Checks!
I wish I could understand and be understood by any creature that knows at least one language of any kind.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted, except now that you understand all languages and others can understand you, every being in the universe is pestering you about translating what they want said.
I wish for the ability that whenever I break out into song everyone around me joins in and tons of backup dancers show up and it ends up looking like a scene from High School Musical
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Wish Granted! You are promptly arrested for mind control without consent.
I wish to be able to function like a normal person.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted! You now are a completely normal person! (Side effects may include compulsively and randomly reminding people that you are totally a completely normal human speaking with their completely normal vocal cords, and also how do you other completely normal humans deal with running out of air as you talk? It's really annoying and kind of weird.)
I wish to be able to alter the laws of physics and peoples memories in order to create silly situations (ie: making a football field frictionless or making everyone forget about the normal pattern of day and night).
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, but you can't see or hear any of those silly situations.
I wish for the mimic from feed the mimic to be free
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Wish Granted! The Mimic can now leave the dungeon at any time. However, the Mimic is content to stay where it is, gaining power until it becomes akin to a god!
I wish I could be a drider again.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. You are still considered to be a monstrous beast.
I wish to be able to see and hear the chaos I create.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Wish Granted! It's so chaotic, you go blind and deaf from witnessing the chaos you created!
I wish for a pebble the size of my fingernail that appears on the ground within 1 foot of me.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
the pebble appears and you trip over it
i wish for dice
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted. Ten thousand grains of sand that happen to look slightly like dice appear in you nose.
I wish to no longer be blind and deaf.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You are no longer blind and deaf, but a jerk wizard comes out of no where to cast a constant darkness spell over you
I wish for the ability to be able to mimic any character or person in existence's voice
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Granted! You cannot sound like yourself though. It makes times when you communicate exclusively through noise very strange.
I wish for the darkness spell to end.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The darkness ends but now you are followed by a blinding light wherever you guy, you lose the ability to sleep
I wish for a pinata
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. It hits you instead of you hitting it.
I wish for the unnatural light around me to end.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. Your eyes have been replaced with miniature stars, which don't hurt you or anything, but make everything so bright you can't tell what it is. Also, you look really cool because of them.
I wish to have my eyes replaced with black holes, which absorb so much light I'll be able to see everything.
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