This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Doesn't make you immune to being stabbed in the arms.
I wish to be immune to others wishes
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
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I wish to have superpowers with very few weaknesses.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Granted. Unfortunately, those few weaknesses are enough to cripple you for life, and your superpowers are only strong enough to allow you to act like a normal human being rather than just straight-up dying.
I wish for the next 16 wishes to be twisted for the benefit of the wisher rather than for their detriment, as so often seems to occur on this thread.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Granted. They're very old and moldy and are completely useless, and they fill up your entire house. Any time you remove one, another appears from beneath your couch cushions. Have fun finding someone willing to buy that!
I wish for this wish to be wasted on something awesome.
Granted. Unfortunately you now have Thalassaphobia(fear of the ocean)
I wish that I can make an entire full blown triple a video game instantly just by thinking about the game idea
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
granted, unfortunately you have no company or producer to back it up, and it fails, nobody wants to play your game, and you become a meme
I wish that I too, was beyond awesome
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted. You also now being BeyondAwesome creates a paradox and destroys the entire universe.
I wish to reply to the twist the wish forum
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
you granted your own wish before the genie had time to react! Nothing happens
i wish that we had less bad wish ideas on here
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
Wish Granted!
I wish for a single platinum coin.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. Now we have less bad wish ideas and more TERRIBLE wish ideas.
I wish that I had an otamatone
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Wish Granted! However, any sound it makes sounds like that of a dying goat, just at slightly different pitches.
I wish for one clay brick.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. It is exactly two feet above your head.
I wish to be immune to falling tortoises.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. In a seemingly unrelated matter, some goblin shanks you in the angle with a poisoned dagger.
I wish for my ankles to not get shanked.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Doesn't make you immune to being stabbed in the arms.
I wish to be immune to others wishes
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Granted. You're also now immune to your own wishes, making this wish not work on you. Basically, it's as if you never wished for this wish.
I wish to waste this wish on something stupid.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted, you now own a pet pig.
I wish to have superpowers with very few weaknesses.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Granted. Unfortunately, those few weaknesses are enough to cripple you for life, and your superpowers are only strong enough to allow you to act like a normal human being rather than just straight-up dying.
I wish for the next 16 wishes to be twisted for the benefit of the wisher rather than for their detriment, as so often seems to occur on this thread.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
I wish to undo your wish
I wish for all others wishes to fail.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Granted, they fail spectacularly and their failure turns to success
I wish I dont feel pain of any kind
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
You don’t currently. You will in *looks at watch* oh about by the time you next post. Be ready for das crucio melad.
I wish that I could wish for more wishes
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted, but you can only use those wishes to wish for more wishes.
I wish for an unlimited supply of human kidneys.
Granted. They're very old and moldy and are completely useless, and they fill up your entire house. Any time you remove one, another appears from beneath your couch cushions. Have fun finding someone willing to buy that!
I wish for this wish to be wasted on something awesome.
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
It is wasted on something awesome, the cosmos exists, but since it already exists the wish was wasted.
I wish to finally be able to understand some of Plato and Aristotle's philosophies
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Granted, but if you find yourself physically incapable of applying them to your life and making it better.
I wish that there was an AI that randomly generated Gygax level campaigns
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision