Granted. You are now in Pandemonium with Cyric. He's been looking for a new toy...
I wish for a hotdog eating contest between dwarves and orcs that doesn't end in, start in, or otherwise contain violence.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They tie you up and force you to watch. Its gruesome.
I wish to be far away from the gruesome hotdog eating.
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Granted. It is an ordinary stick that rapidly pollutes the planet.
I wish to not be in the mouth of a dragon.
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Granted. You're now sinking into the muck of a swamp, and the dragon was able to break your legs with its teeth before you made the wish.
I wish for another gas-powered stick that never runs out of gas that runs on the gas my other gas-powered stick puts out, so as to not ruin the planet.
I wish for my legs to heal normally back to full function immediately.
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Granted. But this causes the entirety of the rest of your body to stop functioning, excluding the brain, heart, lungs, and other organs required for being alive. Not the ones needed to stay alive, though.
I wish for everyone on this thread to get one extra wish to use in their next post, including myself.
Granted. This breaks the rules of the thread, therefor making the next wish void.
I wish for the rest of my body to work again.
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Granted. If you would ever get in debt, all currency you have is used to pay it off immediately. If you don't have enough, random objects you own are sold at market price until you do.
I wish for all money in my bank account to be transformed into physical coins and bills that appear in a safe (for me, them and everything else) location within 5 feet of me.
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Granted. You forgot to mention weight, and it smashes right through your hand into the ground, disappearing into the planet's core and leaving a small hole in the crust that tons of magma is starting to rise up through.
I wish for another silver coin to appear in YanElrad's other hand.
Granted. The coin is quite large and heavy, yet YanElrad can still lift it in one hand. He promptly bludgeons you to death with it.
I wish for an MLB team made entirely out of bugbears, goblins and hobgoblins to win the World Series legitimately.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I wish for my bank account to get unhacked and then for my last wish to come into affect.
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Granted. You are now in Pandemonium with Cyric. He's been looking for a new toy...
I wish for a hotdog eating contest between dwarves and orcs that doesn't end in, start in, or otherwise contain violence.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They tie you up and force you to watch. Its gruesome.
I wish to be far away from the gruesome hotdog eating.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You are now in the mouth of a black dragon, who then chomps you up.
I wish to have a gas-powered stick that never runs out of gas.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. It is an ordinary stick that rapidly pollutes the planet.
I wish to not be in the mouth of a dragon.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. You're now sinking into the muck of a swamp, and the dragon was able to break your legs with its teeth before you made the wish.
I wish for another gas-powered stick that never runs out of gas that runs on the gas my other gas-powered stick puts out, so as to not ruin the planet.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Wish Granted! The system overheats and explodes.
I wish for one, singular, normal-sized, nonmagical, non-mimic, copper coin.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The coin is so hot that it melts through your palm when you hold it.
I wish for a friend.
I have no personality.
Granted. They're the friend of your worst enemy and kill you instantly.
I wish for people to not be as mean with their twisted wishes. You can twist them to be better than the wish originally was!
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Granted. They are now much, much meaner.
I wish for my legs to heal normally back to full function immediately.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. But this causes the entirety of the rest of your body to stop functioning, excluding the brain, heart, lungs, and other organs required for being alive. Not the ones needed to stay alive, though.
I wish for everyone on this thread to get one extra wish to use in their next post, including myself.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
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Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
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Wish Granted! This effect only lasts for 0.000000000000000000.........
.......00000000001 nanoseconds.
I wish that my next wish cannot be twisted.
I wish to be a 20th level sorcerer.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Granted. This breaks the rules of the thread, therefor making the next wish void.
I wish for the rest of my body to work again.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted. It works, but only under the condition that your bank account is completely empty.
I wish not to be in debt ever
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. If you would ever get in debt, all currency you have is used to pay it off immediately. If you don't have enough, random objects you own are sold at market price until you do.
I wish for all money in my bank account to be transformed into physical coins and bills that appear in a safe (for me, them and everything else) location within 5 feet of me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Nothing appears due to the fact the black dragon hacked your account while tossing you with broken legs into the swamp.
I wish for one, singular, normal-sized, non-magical, non-mimic, inanimate, non-super heated, non-super cooled, non-blackhole/ultra dense, non-polymorphed silver coin
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. You forgot to mention weight, and it smashes right through your hand into the ground, disappearing into the planet's core and leaving a small hole in the crust that tons of magma is starting to rise up through.
I wish for another silver coin to appear in YanElrad's other hand.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Granted. The coin is quite large and heavy, yet YanElrad can still lift it in one hand. He promptly bludgeons you to death with it.
I wish for an MLB team made entirely out of bugbears, goblins and hobgoblins to win the World Series legitimately.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They win, but also catch covid and spread it around the world because bugbears, goblins, and hobgoblins do not understand social distancing.
I wish for motivation.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
Granted. You are motivated to do nothing.
I wish for my bank account to get unhacked and then for my last wish to come into affect.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, however, wishing for a past wish causes the universe to explode.
I wish to be motivated to do something productive.
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them