Granted! you gain the special item, cyanide chocolate!
i wish for world war 7.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the genie granted this wish is hard of hearing, so they inject you with cyanide.
i wish for world war 11, with the same result as when i asked for ww7.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you are squished by an enormous hammer in the most spider wolfy way possible.
i wish for world war 18 to NEVER stop.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the reference we decided you were refering to is actually every, "you need to take a look at this," Cliche in existance.
i wish for more Regicide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the person who sings with you is sips, the wild magic monke.
i wish for peeps to realize you can't spell Slaughter without laughter.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! i laugh with you, until you die of lack of oxygen while i didn't due to my spider nature i definitely don't have.
i am definitely not a spider.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
It was a huntsman, but I, myself, am a wolf spider
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
It was a huntsman, but I, myself, am a wolf spider
it was a test from the spider guild to see if you know who your true SPIRATE is. mine is obviously a jumping spider like Ursula.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
It was a huntsman, but I, myself, am a wolf spider
it was a test from the spider guild to see if you know who your true SPIRATE is. mine is obviously a jumping spider like Ursula.
My first ever spider character I had ever made was a wolf spider. It was cringe but I think imma remodel him to uncringe him as best as possible
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
It was a huntsman, but I, myself, am a wolf spider
it was a test from the spider guild to see if you know who your true SPIRATE is. mine is obviously a jumping spider like Ursula.
My first ever spider character I had ever made was a wolf spider. It was cringe but I think imma remodel him to uncringe him as best as possible
*infuese wolf spider with cringe* (this is how i twist yall wish)
You know, deep down You deserve to be punished Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious They weren't kidding when they said "beware that witch" But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch True? Yes! And I fortunately know a lot of magic It's a talent that I always have possessed And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh I use it on behalf Of the Ministry and all that they suggest You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls In pain In need This one craving better teachers That one wants a pure-blood world And do I help them? Yes, indeed Those poor unfortunate souls So sad So true They come flocking to my office Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!" And I help them Yes, I do Now it's happened once or twice Someone wasn't playing nice And I'm afraid I had to Rake 'em 'cross the coals Yes, I've had the odd complaint But on the whole I've been a saint To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber We think a boy who talks back is the worst In my class it's much preferred For students not to say a word And if you lie, dear You may find that you get cursed Come on, I'm not all that impressed With your handwriting Be sure to pay attention to your vowels As you cut and bleed and flay Learn the lesson for today It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul I'm in charge You're a jerk! I'm a very busy woman And I haven't got all day You deserve this: Get to work You poor unfortunate soul It's sad But true! If you want to cross a boss, my sweet It's bound to take a toll Get a clue and get a grip And use my quill to sign the scroll I am just so good at punishment And there is no parole This poor unfortunate soul
is my wish.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Granted! you gain the special item, cyanide chocolate!
i wish for world war 7.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
World war 7 will come, after ww3, ww4, ww5, and ww6
i wish to cyanide shop
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the genie granted this wish is hard of hearing, so they inject you with cyanide.
i wish for world war 11, with the same result as when i asked for ww7.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
World war 11 will happen, after ww3, ww4, ww5, ww6, ww7, ww8, ww9, and ww10. Unfortunately, you won’t be live to see it
i wish to spider wolf
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you are squished by an enormous hammer in the most spider wolfy way possible.
i wish for world war 18 to NEVER stop.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The war never ends, that is, until the human population goes extinct
i wish to Peter parker
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
A random guy named Parker diminishes gradually and comes to an end(look up the verb def of peter).
I wish for Parker to no longer be gradually diminished, therefore he does not come to an end.
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Iron man un thanos snapped parker
i wish for people to understand the reference
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the reference we decided you were refering to is actually every, "you need to take a look at this," Cliche in existance.
i wish for more Regicide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Wish granted, joe Biden dies
i wish people would sing Galleria by Hiiragi Kirai with me
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the person who sings with you is sips, the wild magic monke.
i wish for peeps to realize you can't spell Slaughter without laughter.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I always knew that, and I laugh while slaughtering people/aliens/monsters in video games
i wish for druid to laugh with me
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Granted! i laugh with you, until you die of lack of oxygen while i didn't due to my spider nature i definitely don't have.
i am definitely not a spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yes you are.
I’m a wolf spider humanoid
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
no u aren't. ur first character at the tavern at the end of the world was either a recluse or a huntsman. i can't remember which, but not a wolf spider.
i jumping spider.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It was a huntsman, but I, myself, am a wolf spider
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
it was a test from the spider guild to see if you know who your true SPIRATE is. mine is obviously a jumping spider like Ursula.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
My first ever spider character I had ever made was a wolf spider. It was cringe but I think imma remodel him to uncringe him as best as possible
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*infuese wolf spider with cringe* (this is how i twist yall wish)
You deserve to be punished
Don't you, Mr. Potter?
I admit I've been both vicious and ambitious
They weren't kidding when they said
"beware that witch"
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the lumos, made a switch
True? Yes!
And I fortunately know a lot of magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And at Hogwarts, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the Ministry and all that they suggest
You're welcome
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one craving better teachers
That one wants a pure-blood world
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my office
Crying, "Decrees, Umbridge, please!"
And I help them
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone wasn't playing nice
And I'm afraid I had to
Rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
Professors here don't like a lot of blabber
We think a boy who talks back is the worst
In my class it's much preferred
For students not to say a word
And if you lie, dear
You may find that you get cursed
Come on, I'm not all that impressed
With your handwriting
Be sure to pay attention to your vowels
As you cut and bleed and flay
Learn the lesson for today
It's he who holds his tongue who passes OWLs
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
I'm in charge
You're a jerk!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
You deserve this:
Get to work
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true!
If you want to cross a boss, my sweet
It's bound to take a toll
Get a clue and get a grip
And use my quill to sign the scroll
I am just so good at punishment
And there is no parole
This poor unfortunate soul
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Delores umbrige is Ursula from the little mermaid.
i have decided, I wish I want to die
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger