Granted you can tell when people are lying but you can never tell when people are telling the truth or half truths / half lies. This causes you to be paranoid.
I wish I could cast true polymorph at will without the need for spell components or the use of spell slots; this can target myself, other creatures, and or objects.
Wish granted, you can cook pasta to al dente! Not very well though. No matter how hard you try or have much you practice it always comes out burnt, raw, chewy, or just downright disgusting. Just because you can cook doesn’t mean you should.
I wish I could rember the words to every song I hear.
A cool watch appears on your arm, cool to the tune of -128 degrees. Your arm freezes solid at the wrist and shatters.
I wish that a normal untrapped non-cursed bag that I can open would appear in front of me now, by itself, and filled with exactly 1 billion dollars in real unstolen US currency and containing nothing else.
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Goadfang leans forward in his seat, his ale gently sloshing in it's tankard, he says "Let me tell you a tale that will make the hairs on your head stand up and ask for the check..."
A humongous bag containing 1 billion US dollars in denomination of pennies appeared in front of you. The problem is, you were lying on your bed so it fell on your body.
I wish for a rice cooker.
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Believer of the almighty one, the Alpha and the Omega, whose love encompasses all of his creations, RNGesus.
Started as a player at time of registration. Started to DM a month later. Hoping to get better as time progresses.
You kept your organs safely in your body but not in their right placement
I wish I could eat a very delicious chicken's feet
You have been granted the ability to eat delicious chicken feet. You said nothing about one appearing.
I wish to know everything, be able to handle that information, and have no random side effects I didn´t wish for.
You know know all the answers to the universe, too bad no one believes you!
i wish to be able to tell when people are lying.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Granted you can tell when people are lying but you can never tell when people are telling the truth or half truths / half lies. This causes you to be paranoid.
I wish I could cast true polymorph at will without the need for spell components or the use of spell slots; this can target myself, other creatures, and or objects.
You can now cast true polymorph, however you have to control over what you turn into.
i wish for food, I’m hungry. Guys food! Yummy food delicious in front of me right now!
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish granted you get food, holographic food which you can’t eat
I wish for a kitten
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You got an adorable kitten, pet sematary style though
I wish I can cook pasta to al dente
Wish granted, you can cook pasta to al dente! Not very well though. No matter how hard you try or have much you practice it always comes out burnt, raw, chewy, or just downright disgusting. Just because you can cook doesn’t mean you should.
I wish I could rember the words to every song I hear.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Alright,but songs you dont like seem to be the most played around you.
I wish for a cool watch.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
A cool watch appears on your arm, cool to the tune of -128 degrees. Your arm freezes solid at the wrist and shatters.
I wish that a normal untrapped non-cursed bag that I can open would appear in front of me now, by itself, and filled with exactly 1 billion dollars in real unstolen US currency and containing nothing else.
Goadfang leans forward in his seat, his ale gently sloshing in it's tankard, he says "Let me tell you a tale that will make the hairs on your head stand up and ask for the check..."
A humongous bag containing 1 billion US dollars in denomination of pennies appeared in front of you. The problem is, you were lying on your bed so it fell on your body.
I wish for a rice cooker.
Wish granted, unfortunately it is broken
I wish for a normal kitten
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You found a normal kitten, along with an angry group of large feral cats that adopted the kitten.
I wish for dank memes
They haunt your nightmares.
I wish for fanges, without me becoming a vampier, or a werewolf.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
The world around you seems to grow larger as you slowly transform into a 6 inch Garter Snake.
I wish for more free time.
Time is already free. You don't have to pay for it do you? Your wish does nothing.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I wish for my organs back in the right place.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Wish granted but you loose all of your bones
I wish potato
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted you turn into a potato.
i wish for wings to sprout out of my back, big enough for me to fly, right now and stay there forever.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
The wings pop out, your shirt rips, and the wings let you fly but they are far to big. You dont fit through doors.
I wish for a penguin photo.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.