Wish granted! The whole planet turns, carrying you with it in a circle, as it circles the sun, carrying you with it in an even larger circle, as the sun makes its way around the center of the galaxy, bringing you on a journey around yet another, larger circle. Dizzy yet?
I wish Drizzt was afflicted with a perpetual dizziness spell in a rainstorm, so he could be called "Drizzly dizzy Drizzt."
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Awesome. I can 🗿 for all eternity.
Your IQ becomes that of your own IQ. Nothing happens.
I wish hedgehogs were real.
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Hedgehogs are real, you wasted your wish
I hope the next person's wish is twisted to contain Star Wars
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Granted. The person below me will somehow include Star Wars in my wish.
I wish that this wish will include Star Wars.
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It did. You have the words Star Wars in your wish. Wish wasted.
I wish the mass times acceleration was with everyone.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Wish granted! The whole planet turns, carrying you with it in a circle, as it circles the sun, carrying you with it in an even larger circle, as the sun makes its way around the center of the galaxy, bringing you on a journey around yet another, larger circle. Dizzy yet?
I wish Drizzt was afflicted with a perpetual dizziness spell in a rainstorm, so he could be called "Drizzly dizzy Drizzt."
He is. Everyone finds it hilarious. Except for Drizzt, who kills you
I wish that we were all nerds here
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Nothing changes.
I wish I could sleep.
You could sleep, but you do not
I wish that cats were friendlier
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Wish granted. Dogs become meaner
I wish for a Mario and Duck Hunt crossover
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
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Granted. Mario shoots the dog.
I wish my neighbors didn't play their music so loud at midnight.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Granted. They stop the music at midnight, but at 00:01, they start playing it again
I wish that I could control the weather
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granted you have limited ability to control weather unfortunately you can only make it worse
i wish a
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person would finish off your wish. Granted
I wish that I had unlimited intelligence
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Don't you just.
Also... for attempting to squeeze infinite information into a finite space, your brain dissolves.
I wish for a pair of socks without holes in them.
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With no holes, how do you get your feet in? The socks are completely sealed
I wish that I had 100 kg of cheese that cannot go off
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Wish granted. You don't have anything else. Just cheese
I wish I had a train. Specifically named Thomas
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Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
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Wish granted. The 'I like trains' boy from the asdf movie appears in front of you.
I wish for a wish without a twist.
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Granted
I wish for a life size Millennium Falcon
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Granted. Its made of lego bricks. The set smashes and now everyone has to step on lego bricks. Ow
I wish for a plasma grenade
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Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
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You get a plasma grenade. Lobbed at your face
I wish that it temporarily rained popcorn
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