Granted, they are 1000$ each, but the price never rises
I wish the forms would un-die
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted! The forms and documents that were written up for the enslavement of your soul are now alive and in action. Prepare to become the property of an archdevil!
I wish I could slow down or speed up time, whenever and however I like.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
granted but the disastrous side effects of tampering with the space-time continuum results in you be torn to pieces and reconstructed painfully on an endless loop the first time you try to
i wish to not have a wish
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. However, Humanity is ever changing, ever evolving and thus, Humanity’s completion is simply when every single currently living member of Homo Sapiens dies. You fast forwards in time to that point.
I wish for Geese to be 99.9% more cute
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Granted! geese are now fluffy, but will still bite your toes off if you look at them funny
I wish for a cheeseburger
I see no downside
Granted. The cheese tastes like plastic.
I wish for a veggieburger.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. However, Humanity is ever changing, ever evolving and thus, Humanity’s completion is simply when every single currently living member of Homo Sapiens dies. You fast forwards in time to that point.
Granted. You now can only say ‘I said compleation like phyrexians’ from now on.
I wish for my 3rd to not be region-locked.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. The raise the price to $1 million (said with a Dr. Evil accent) and now the prices are stable.
I wish for my strawberry plants to actually give me another strawberry. (Had 1 tiny but delicious one a month ago and now they all go missing.)
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted, they are 1000$ each, but the price never rises
I wish the forms would un-die
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted! The forms and documents that were written up for the enslavement of your soul are now alive and in action. Prepare to become the property of an archdevil!
I wish I could slow down or speed up time, whenever and however I like.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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granted but the disastrous side effects of tampering with the space-time continuum results in you be torn to pieces and reconstructed painfully on an endless loop the first time you try to
i wish to not have a wish
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
You cannot post on this forum. Would you like fries with that banning.
I wish for the glory of phyrexia to embrace all.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
You become four arms in Ben 10 and are compleated 69 days later because phyrexia finds you useful.
I wish for compleation of all of humanity.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted. However, Humanity is ever changing, ever evolving and thus, Humanity’s completion is simply when every single currently living member of Homo Sapiens dies. You fast forwards in time to that point.
I wish for Geese to be 99.9% more cute
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
I see no downside
Granted. The cheese tastes like plastic.
I wish for a veggieburger.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
I said compleation like phyrexians
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted. You now can only say ‘I said compleation like phyrexians’ from now on.
I wish for my 3rd to not be region-locked.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
You are banned from only your favorite region.
I wish to be in college.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
You are in the worst college that ever existed.
I wish to be healthy
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Granted. You are so healthy you never die.
I wish for kobolds to be real and harmless.
I have decided to make a bad signature
I worship JUSTIN BUCKNER
Thanks for reading!
Me and about 4 friends started Dnd at our school and apparently it's really popular now so yay!
Im gonna make a cult of Buckner thread soon.
AGAIN, Thanks for reading!
Ok, but they are then hunted to extinction
I wish the forums weren't so quiet
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Wish Granted. Your computer crashes and refuses to wake up as soon as you open the screen, due to the amount of comments.
I wish I could visit Mars, come back to earth, and still be alive.
I have decided to make a bad signature
I worship JUSTIN BUCKNER
Thanks for reading!
Me and about 4 friends started Dnd at our school and apparently it's really popular now so yay!
Im gonna make a cult of Buckner thread soon.
AGAIN, Thanks for reading!
Granted, but you have to spend the entire time with Elon Musk
I wish I was immune to all diseases
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
Granted. You die instantly, so diseases cannot kill you.
I wish to be able to cast the wish spell
I have decided to make a bad signature
I worship JUSTIN BUCKNER
Thanks for reading!
Me and about 4 friends started Dnd at our school and apparently it's really popular now so yay!
Im gonna make a cult of Buckner thread soon.
AGAIN, Thanks for reading!