I wish to have a cat that has a life as long as my own, and it’s aging process syncs with mine.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
granted but you develop a heart disease which drastically reduces your lifespan
i wish for a monarcho-communist revolution to take control of the united states of america
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. They are bad at both a monarchy and communism.
I wish to find the downside to my previous wish.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted, the noises are horrendous sounds, roll to keep your hearing
I wish to remember and be able to be active on D&D beyond forums since it has been ~3 years since I made this account and I have seen younger ones with over 10 times as many posts.
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[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Granted. Because of the statistical unlikelihood of that ever happening, and your luck being artificially warped, you now have a 20% chance for every roll of a d20 ever from now on to be a natural one.
I wish to be able to summon books to me.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted. Everyone, of course, wins LCW for a time due to how the rules work. The person after you also wins.
I wish to understand how a single god can have a gender that they did not assign themselves (e;g trans) and create sexes that can procreate with each other if they only have one half of the equation.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Granted, while you are still working out how it works, your local fbi agent (adding 5e to your searches doesn't stop you from being put on a watchlist) notices your uptick in interest about the force, remotely activates your webcam, and sees you using it before calling the local scp division to deal with you, alive or dead, while you are figuring out the tricky parts the movies don't show you are captured and sent to detention indefinitely. (probably my longest wish twist yet)
I wish to be able to create good campaigns, with the benefit of it being not too hard
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[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Granted, you are now Mark Hamill, but only when playing dnd and/or fooling around
I wish for cosmemes
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. Rather everyone else losing their sanity but behaves as if things are personally normal, causing stress on you as you remain the only sane person in an insane world.
You get a fragment of dust with the power of a star, and you die.
I wish for a gnome skull.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Extended Signature
You can, but the wish is that nothing happens.
I wish to be cool.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Extended Signature
You can, but you can’t control when you do, and now you’re insane.
I wish for a toaster.
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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Extended Signature
Granted. You are the toaster.
I wish to have a cat that has a life as long as my own, and it’s aging process syncs with mine.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
granted but you develop a heart disease which drastically reduces your lifespan
i wish for a monarcho-communist revolution to take control of the united states of america
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. They are bad at both a monarchy and communism.
I wish to find the downside to my previous wish.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
But now everything else is
i wish for the next post to be only different wishes.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted, I now wish for you to be gone ( by order of the genie carte- I mean court, nothing personal )
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
No!!!!!!!!!
dead noismog noises
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted, the noises are horrendous sounds, roll to keep your hearing
I wish to remember and be able to be active on D&D beyond forums since it has been ~3 years since I made this account and I have seen younger ones with over 10 times as many posts.
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I am here, now about your soul...
I wish to be able to win the mega yahtzee thread
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. Because of the statistical unlikelihood of that ever happening, and your luck being artificially warped, you now have a 20% chance for every roll of a d20 ever from now on to be a natural one.
I wish to be able to summon books to me.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted, you try to summon a book and a bible as large and as heavy as an anvil drops on your head, killing you instantly for being chaotic neutral.
I wish to win the last comment thread
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted. Everyone, of course, wins LCW for a time due to how the rules work. The person after you also wins.
I wish to understand how a single god can have a gender that they did not assign themselves (e;g trans) and create sexes that can procreate with each other if they only have one half of the equation.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Granted, while you are still working out how it works, your local fbi agent (adding 5e to your searches doesn't stop you from being put on a watchlist) notices your uptick in interest about the force, remotely activates your webcam, and sees you using it before calling the local scp division to deal with you, alive or dead, while you are figuring out the tricky parts the movies don't show you are captured and sent to detention indefinitely. (probably my longest wish twist yet)
I wish to be able to create good campaigns, with the benefit of it being not too hard
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted, you are now Mark Hamill, but only when playing dnd and/or fooling around
I wish for cosmemes
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
A meme about the cosmere
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
A science fiction universe
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
I click on the website but it doesn't work
i wish to be able to make a dnd book without losing my sanity
i am monkeish i hail the monke lord :D:D:D:D
pm me the word tomato
Also praise Jeff the Romba, go feed him clay.
Granted. Rather everyone else losing their sanity but behaves as if things are personally normal, causing stress on you as you remain the only sane person in an insane world.
I wish for a cheap but sturdy umbrella.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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