Granted. The sudden appearance of one million dollars from seemingly nowhere puts your account puts an inquiry into the sudden inflation and finds lots of issues with the banking system, causing it to collapse.
Granted. The sudden appearance of one million dollars from seemingly nowhere puts your account puts an inquiry into the sudden inflation and finds lots of issues with the banking system, causing it to collapse.
Granted, now there is a 1 in ten chance that a musical/dance number happen when ever you are in a new area/room. Have fun doing that with hot coffee and stuff like that.
I wish people could learn to be occasionally quiet.
Granted, now you'll never read a book, play a game, watch a movie and/or do anything fun again.
I wish that animals would like me more, in a non romantic way.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. All animals like the taste of your raw flesh, their hunger for it unbearable. Good luck.
I wish for a witty joke to put onto a mug.
Granted, the joke is witty to everyone, BUT you.
I wish that they would alter the minotaur race in 5e to be more like it's 4e incarnation.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. They alter the minotaur race in 5e by saying they are not playable unless you're playing 4e.
I wish to have fully functioning angel wings!
Granted, now people want to either do experiments on you or chop of your wings.
I wish that I could get a masterfully crafted mini of my bard for free, and no one steals it.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. It is masterfully crafted out of depleted uranium. Those who want to steal it don't want to get close to it.
I wish that superpowers were a thing.
Granted the world is now a battleground for those with powers, and us common folk have to live with it.
I wish that the common cold no longer existed.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. The common cold is now inexistant. People's immune system develop slower, leading them to be more susceptible to much more deadly diseases.
I wish for a better home computer.
Granted, but it only has internet explorer and safari, and can't download chrome or fire fox.
I wish for infinite wishes.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted, but each wish will be fulfilled in a way that fits the literal wording of the wish, but perverts the intent.
I wish you two would get a room already, jeez.
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Granted! But all of them have to be used to wish for more wishes!
I wish for a million dollars to be transported to my bank account, but they did not come from anyone else's account or Fort Knox.
Granted. The sudden appearance of one million dollars from seemingly nowhere puts your account puts an inquiry into the sudden inflation and finds lots of issues with the banking system, causing it to collapse.
I wish that all food tasted nice to me.
Granted. The sudden appearance of one million dollars from seemingly nowhere puts your account puts an inquiry into the sudden inflation and finds lots of issues with the banking system, causing it to collapse.
I wish that all food tasted nice to me.
Granted, but now all food is not nutritional at all and you die of malnutrition.
I wish there was mood appropriate background music in real life. Example when angry angry music, when happy happy music plays, and so on.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. The music is so loud you can't hear anything but the background music.
I wish that life was a musical.
Granted, now there is a 1 in ten chance that a musical/dance number happen when ever you are in a new area/room. Have fun doing that with hot coffee and stuff like that.
I wish people could learn to be occasionally quiet.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.
Granted. The only occasions are when you aren't around.
I wish I knew how to fix all the world's problems.
Granted. The world explodes. The world as you knew it no longer exists and therefore has no more problems. Congrats, you've killed us all!
I wish I knew the meaning of life!
I left Heavens Gate to seek the truth of 9 legendary warriors who once visited my homeland. They are known as "The Cloud Nine".
Granted. [Alt] + 4 + 2
I wish that Pokemon were real!
Granted, now we go to war using pokemon as weapons, and someone makes a death laser just like the one AZ made.
I wish it could be December 7th and I have a nintendo switch with $65 on the eshop to get the new smash game.
Pico De Lolobardo; Aarakocra bard.
Tyto is family of owls like the Barn Owl.