granted but everyone gets so sick of it that they kill you and bury you in a unmarked grave
i wish to be entombed and for said tomb to be the most important site of pilgrimage for all groups
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Your said tomb lives in the World Wide Web, and its most important site of pilgrimage for all groups is: http://mostimportanttomb.com/.
I wish for the emergence of a quantum biological ecosystem, where the stochastic dynamics of DNA replication yield infinite genetic diversity, while maintaining a delicate equilibrium of adaptive selection. May the entanglement of biochemical reactions orchestrate a symphony of life, where the Planck-scale intricacies of quantum physics resonate through the biochemical pathways, culminating in the emergence of sentient beings who can decipher the cosmic wave function, unifying the fundamental forces of the universe in a grand, theoretical synthesis.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
granted then but people then exile you because you are blamed for repetitive horny bard memes
i wish for the next person in this thread to explain the entirety of undertale and deltarune lore
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Granted. You have control of many people, by manipulating and blackmailing them into doing your desires. Before you realize it, you are the villain that the world despises, and a hero comes along and kills you.
I wish for you a life filled with boundless opportunities and exciting adventures. May each day bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. May you find the strength to overcome challenges and the wisdom to appreciate life's simple pleasures. May your journey be marked by meaningful connections, love, and moments of profound joy. In all your endeavors, I hope you find fulfillment and the satisfaction of making a positive impact on the world.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, however it goes at 3 mph, so it could be a while.
I wish ANCIENT would stop misspelling things in Mistborn (don't ask for further details)
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
All of them hate you, and only stick around for you to buy them things.
I wish that "Bury the Light" plays whenever I enter a room.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
granted but everyone gets so sick of it that they kill you and bury you in a unmarked grave
i wish to be entombed and for said tomb to be the most important site of pilgrimage for all groups
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Your said tomb lives in the World Wide Web, and its most important site of pilgrimage for all groups is: http://mostimportanttomb.com/.
I wish for the emergence of a quantum biological ecosystem, where the stochastic dynamics of DNA replication yield infinite genetic diversity, while maintaining a delicate equilibrium of adaptive selection. May the entanglement of biochemical reactions orchestrate a symphony of life, where the Planck-scale intricacies of quantum physics resonate through the biochemical pathways, culminating in the emergence of sentient beings who can decipher the cosmic wave function, unifying the fundamental forces of the universe in a grand, theoretical synthesis.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
It's granted, but you explain it like that to everyone, so no one understands and thinks you're evil.
I wish to have Sans help me win in fights, all while Megalovania plays.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
He simply dies in one hit, as usual.
I wish to have Nanomachines, son.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
They are too small to see
I wish for megamachines
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
They're mega, alright. Mega for an ant, that is. They're roughly the size of a baseball,
I wish I was a Saiyan warrior, pure of heart.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
Granted, no one knows of your existence, and if you make it known, you are thought to be a villain and killed.
I wish that DDB worked in landscape mode on my device
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted. It now appears as the landscape, so you can never escape from it.
I wish to have Flowey have a new philosophy: Help or be helped.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
Okay, but he has the same powers, so he tries to help with friendliness pellets, and accidentally kills you.
I wish to be a bard irl
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
granted then but people then exile you because you are blamed for repetitive horny bard memes
i wish for the next person in this thread to explain the entirety of undertale and deltarune lore
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Wish granted. Enjoy an obnoxiously long spoiler card.
I wish that I was the most powerful being alive.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
Granted. You have control of many people, by manipulating and blackmailing them into doing your desires. Before you realize it, you are the villain that the world despises, and a hero comes along and kills you.
I wish for you a life filled with boundless opportunities and exciting adventures. May each day bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. May you find the strength to overcome challenges and the wisdom to appreciate life's simple pleasures. May your journey be marked by meaningful connections, love, and moments of profound joy. In all your endeavors, I hope you find fulfillment and the satisfaction of making a positive impact on the world.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Wish granted you are in a coma because of a car crash and can dream of anything but you know it’s all fake and you’re going to die.
I wish I had a unicorn to ride to the moon
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Granted, however it goes at 3 mph, so it could be a while.
I wish ANCIENT would stop misspelling things in Mistborn (don't ask for further details)
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Ancient doesn't misspell things in mistborn, but misspells things literally everywhere else
I wish I knew what the The_cool_dm was talking about in that last wish
Your friendly trans bard!
She/They pronouns
The Goddess of the Strings (thanks for the title Drummer!)
Granted but the sheer amazingness of his thought process explodes your head.
I wish my unicorn had turbo thrusters to go faster.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
I wish the universe is one dimensional.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
It is a liar
i wish for death
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
You die and go to hell
i wish to be a god
We are one, we are none, we are someone, something and somewhat
Not a dumbass/not brain dead are my pronouns
🧀PM me the word 'cheese'🧀
PM me the word 'tomato'