Granted you get the roll and press post reply… to find out that you have to share it with 3 other people that posted just seconds before. But at least you are in the foot notes.
I wish that I have a completely fem appearance without the use of makeup.
granted but the transformation bears the unfortunate side affect of your insides half liquifying you are in a state of constant agony
i wish to make a wish
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
I wish that I have a completely fem appearance without the use of makeup.
granted but the transformation bears the unfortunate side affect of your insides half liquifying you are in a state of constant agony
i wish to make a wish
Your wish is to not make a wish
I wish to be able to schedule a regular DnD session.
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Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time. -Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted, several months later you finally escape the DM's house (not your normal DM) and your only consolation for the horrors you endured in between the regular sessions is having a spot near the top posts of all time on r/rpghorrorstories .
I wish to be able to finish (secondarily win) a TI4 game
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Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Granted, several months later you finally escape the DM's house (not your normal DM) and your only consolation for the horrors you endured in between the regular sessions is having a spot near the top posts of all time on r/rpghorrorstories .
I wish to be able to finish (secondarily win) a TI4 game
Granted, but the thrill of winning leaves you addicted to the game, which you will always lose. Because of this, you go blind, fall down the stairs, and die.
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.
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I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
Granted, but you must post on this thread to decide how long you wish.
I wish for a copy of the graphic novel White Sand
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
I mean thisin the politest possible way but I don't think that is how this works
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
As per the bible, God (note the capital) eventually comes to destroy you. Noticing your lack of a capital he laughs and performs the task effortlesly.
I wish to join the high rollers society on D&DB
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted you get the roll and press post reply… to find out that you have to share it with 3 other people that posted just seconds before. But at least you are in the foot notes.
I wish for an RC cola and moon pie
I didn’t see what you did there.
Granted but the cola is fly and the pie is stale.
I wish that I have a completely fem appearance without the use of makeup.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Yay!!!!!!Hell has free will but heaven does not!!!!!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
granted but the transformation bears the unfortunate side affect of your insides half liquifying you are in a state of constant agony
i wish to make a wish
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Your wish is to not make a wish
I wish to be able to schedule a regular DnD session.
Hi! Im Raven, im bi, trans and genderfae! I use she/her pronouns. I have ADHD, Dyslexia, PTSD and I've had complex PTSD since I was 1. I like making dice using Resin, i have a sub 20s 3x3 solve time.
-Extended sig-
Architect of Cosmic Tapestries! Title given by Drum.
Granted, several months later you finally escape the DM's house (not your normal DM) and your only consolation for the horrors you endured in between the regular sessions is having a spot near the top posts of all time on r/rpghorrorstories .
I wish to be able to finish (secondarily win) a TI4 game
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Granted, but the thrill of winning leaves you addicted to the game, which you will always lose. Because of this, you go blind, fall down the stairs, and die.
I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
It isn't, instead it is taken over by the Crimson.
I wish for fish
*terraria reference*
Its a very nice fish but it’s not the fish you want.
I wish for a sandwich
*I’m everywhere lol*
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted. It's as rotten as Wizards of the Coast.
I wish I had the ability to stop time for everyone but myself, for as long as I wish.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
Granted, but you must post on this thread to decide how long you wish.
I wish for a copy of the graphic novel White Sand
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Granted, but it’s in gibberish and the images are in binary.
I wish for there to be no person below me.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, but you are buried alive so deep beneath the earth that there’s no one below you.
I wish for a non-cursed Ring of Three Wishes.
Cool name. I played in a campaign with an NPC who had that name.
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
Granted, but as it’s a fictional object, it has no bearing on your life.
I wish for no one to post below me.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
granted i have messaged below you
i wish for the masters of the bazaar to be real
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
No you haven’t.
/still me.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
I mean thisin the politest possible way but I don't think that is how this works
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Besides the point.
/still me.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted! Through the literallness of the wish translator, a dozen really bizarre people appear and proclaim themselves to be masters of one another.
I wish for the one true king to return to Earth.