I wish for the ability to twist other people's wishes in real life
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Ok, wish granted. You now know that it is because he is evil. Sadly, for you to find this out, there had to be a demonstration. So he killed you.
I wish that I could be a tiefling in real life whilst still remaining my mental qualities and the devil didnt exist and everyone still trusted me.
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Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
granted! you are now a tiefling in real life. however, because tieflings aren’t real in your world, you disappear a few nanoseconds after becoming one.
i wish i could come up with truly original ideas
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I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
granted you make a original idea but each one always ends up getting stolen and you never recive any credit for them
i wish to know what it feels like to be eaten alive
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, the power no longer tears TemmieChang apart.
I wish to have a button that will take me to a random website I will find funny.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted: A scattering of small seeds appears around your position.
I wish for a lifetime supply of pretzels.
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Only a DM since 1980 (3000+ Sessions) / PhD, MS, MA / Mixed, Bi, Trans, Woman / No longer welcome in the US, apparently
Wyrlde: Adventures in the Seven Cities .-=] Lore Book | Patreon | Wyrlde YT [=-. An original Setting for 5e, a whole solar system of adventure. Ongoing updates, exclusies, more. Not Talking About It / Dubbed The Oracle in the Cult of Mythology Nerds
Granted, however they immediately die of old age.
I wish for the ability to twist other people's wishes in real life
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted, except you immediately die of old age.
I wish I could cuddle with my girlfriend
Granted! No twists
I wish I could fly like an eagle
I really like D&D, especially Ravenloft, Exandria and the Upside Down from Stranger Things. My pronouns are she/they (genderfae).
YAYAYAYAYAY
Granted, no twists (good karma)
I wish for one million billion dollars
You have that much but it’s a bank loan with 500% interest every second. The banks kill you and rob your house.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
["ERR"] ["WISH+NOT+DEFINED"]
I wish to be more straight
please dont make me more straight for real i need to be MORE GAYER thank you.
BEANS
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granted, your posture is now perfect
i wish to know why Hades is portrayed as evil by Disney
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Ok, wish granted. You now know that it is because he is evil. Sadly, for you to find this out, there had to be a demonstration. So he killed you.
I wish that I could be a tiefling in real life whilst still remaining my mental qualities and the devil didnt exist and everyone still trusted me.
Why do ships ship cargo and cars carry shipments? Why do we have fingertips but not toetips and can tiptoe but can't tipfinger. These are all the questions of the universe.
how dare he kill his big sibling lol
granted! you are now a tiefling in real life. however, because tieflings aren’t real in your world, you disappear a few nanoseconds after becoming one.
i wish i could come up with truly original ideas
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
granted you make a original idea but each one always ends up getting stolen and you never recive any credit for them
i wish to know what it feels like to be eaten alive
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Wish granted. You are mauled, tortured, then eaten by a pack of hungry gnolls. Slowly and painfully.
I wish I was the most powerful being in the multiverse.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
Granted. However, the power tears you apart.
I wish not to have this wish twisted.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Granted, the power no longer tears TemmieChang apart.
I wish to have a button that will take me to a random website I will find funny.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted, but it only works with human souls.
I wish for this wish to perfect.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
The wish is indeed perfect, but it doesn’t do anything extra.
I wish to cuddle with my adorable bf :3
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted, get over here heheh!
I wish for chicken dinner
*tackles you*
The chicken dinner is a tiny bit overcooked, but not enough to ruin the meal.
I wish to be a shapeshifter and choose the form I want the most. (You know what it is already Nolkiss :3)
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
~Extended Signature~
Devilishly Cute
Granted: A scattering of small seeds appears around your position.
I wish for a lifetime supply of pretzels.
Only a DM since 1980 (3000+ Sessions) / PhD, MS, MA / Mixed, Bi, Trans, Woman / No longer welcome in the US, apparently
Wyrlde: Adventures in the Seven Cities
.-=] Lore Book | Patreon | Wyrlde YT [=-.
An original Setting for 5e, a whole solar system of adventure. Ongoing updates, exclusies, more.
Not Talking About It / Dubbed The Oracle in the Cult of Mythology Nerds
you get them all at once and you are crushed
I wish for a Great Wyrm Red Dragon
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
you get it. it forms around you, cutting you in half instantly
I wish to know why furries are frowned upon by a lot of the public and the media
BEANS
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