I wish for ads to not exist for me, but still give the websites revenue.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
i wish for a letter that burns your eyes if you read it
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
wish granted but hand-holding and hugging is now illegal for literally everybody but you and nollkisss and everyone blames you for it
i wish my parents didn't care about my sexuality
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
the sandwich is perferct but it turns you both neon green
i wish for a lobster
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
Your lobster is big and wants to kill you, it can also teleport and is indestructible.
I wish for 19 soap bottles
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
warning:BUG
AND THEY NEVER DIE
I wish for a doughnut
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
The donuts don’t have creme
I want to be able to buy a nice house without bankrupting myself or forcing me to be homeless.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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the house comes with a puppy but the puppy is VERY VERY mischievous >:3
i wish i didn't have to do homework
I'm viper, The Ultimate Silly Snake 50/50 whatever I'm saying is a poorly thought-out joke, or something I think makes sense but really doesn't.
i also like being estreeeeeemely chaotic.
I also do commissions! look here for prices!
You cannot get any smarter than you are now, and that’s an issue with how advanced the world is now.
I wish that I could change my body and face shape to what I want and to have it stay there without hurting me.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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done but you live forever
i wish for a snake
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Statement: Your future spouse is now a treacherous and deceitful person. Reason: Definition of snake
I wish to complete proofs better.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
you can make fake proof better
i wish for a bee
BEANS
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Granted. You get a B in AP Chemistry, which is quite the blissful surprise since the class average is a 34%.
I wish for the class average to be higher.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
It’s so high that you look like the worst student in the class.
I wish for a new phone that allows complete privacy.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Granted, it is so private you can't look at it.
I wish for ads to not exist for me, but still give the websites revenue.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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done but every 10th page that you open only has the ads from the other pages and you have to wait 10 minutes to close the page.
I wish for a Tarrasque
*that's a bad idea isn't it?*
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
granted you receive a cheap tarrasque mini
i wish for a letter that burns your eyes if you read it
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted, you accidentally open it and it immediately burns your eyes. The tiny glimpse of what was written haunts you forever.
I wish my dog was still alive.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
your dog haunts you
I wish for my own Cult
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
They are destroyed by the scorpions before they could get anywhere.
I wish for a banana.
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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didn't you already get that with an earlier wish?
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
I am Running out of ideas but I still want to be in this thread. Changing It I guess
She/Her | Femboy Nerd
Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute