i wish for a kitten sized diamond liberated from the mountain of light
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if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted. Your infinite pizza slice is so big that it takes an infinite amount of time to eat it. And since it is infinity large, well, I'm sure you can interpret the rest.
I wish for infinity to be real.
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In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
Granted, but this makes your potato soup taste a lot worse.
I wish for the thing I currently (while typing this) want to happen to happen.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted, in fact, they now have rainbow food. Unfortunately, the food dye used tastes terrible.
I wish for everyone to be a nice person.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
(Oh you were just asking for this) You are raised 1 mile into the air
I wish for a kindle with every ebook
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
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Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Granted. Your banana is slightly overripe and mushy.
I wish for kindness to be recompensed with ingratitude.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Wish granted. Any form of kindness, and people don't support the giver of kindness. Mental troubles grow.
I wish the Absolutely Anything thread wasn't dead.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
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Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
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i wish for a kitten sized diamond liberated from the mountain of light
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
The gods get angry at you for stealing from the mountain of light.
Before asking my wish, I shamelessly advertise that I am reviving the thread and it's pretty fun.
Then I ask for that infinite pizza slice from gravity falls, and it works exactly like it does in the show, except it works for me, not Soos.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. Your infinite pizza slice is so big that it takes an infinite amount of time to eat it. And since it is infinity large, well, I'm sure you can interpret the rest.
I wish for infinity to be real.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Granted! A big cardboard cutout of an 8 goes sideways, and everyone starts conspiracies about infinity being real.
I wish for the genie to be free. :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The genie is free, but he doesn’t want to grant any of your wishes.
I wish that I can actually be who I am instead of masking and pretending to be a cis/het :(
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Moderator for the The 2 Story Tavern and Return of The Spider Guild
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Devilishly Cute
Wish granted. No twists, no flaws. Be yourself, dear friend.
I wish that I could add any and all characters of my choice to Super Smash Bros.
“The brighter they shine, the darker the shadow grows.” - Makino Fumito
👑 King of Junior Year 👑
DND Amateur and boxing nerd.
Extended Signature.
Granted, but you have to pay extra for them. (DLC)
I wish that I could grab a bite to eat with my bf rn
*thanks Tem*
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You end up going to the worst restaurant possible. It tastes disgusting.
I wish for nothing. I give the genie a break.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
He turns you into a gibbering mouther since you didn’t state a wish.
I wish for a new google brand phone instead of the potato I have now
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Granted, but this makes your potato soup taste a lot worse.
I wish for the thing I currently (while typing this) want to happen to happen.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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The genie looks confused and bonks your head with a mallet >:3
I wish for a sprite cranberry
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Wish granted! You obtain a knockoff sprite made by a person named Cranberry. It makes you vomit.
I wish for my wishes to not get twisted, they are always what I mean to say.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, however the meaning of what you say gets twisted instead.
I wish Chick-fil-A wasn't so homophobic.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, in fact, they now have rainbow food. Unfortunately, the food dye used tastes terrible.
I wish for everyone to be a nice person.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Wish granted! Everyone now looks like Mr Beast.
I wish for a raise.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(Oh you were just asking for this) You are raised 1 mile into the air
I wish for a kindle with every ebook
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted! Every ebook is set on fire!
I wish to not take fall damage, since I just was raised a mile into the air.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ