Granted but it's filled to the brim with death. Anything going in there will be destroyed. But you think it's chill and put everything you own in there.
I wish for a peaceful pocket dimension in my pocket
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
You get a box, you open it, you see it is empty. You start thinking about why it's empty, you start thinking about what truly constitutes something, then you go into the nature of existence, you go into clinical depression knowing that truly nothing in any human's existence will truly be full.
I wish for a cheezburger
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Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Granted, it's the next person... After me.
I wish for some raw mushrooms (which don't cause food poisoning) so I can cast spells with them.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted but you don't have levels in any spellcasting classes
I wish to end the "next person after me is the fungus among us" thing, as well as not being convinced it's me.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you realize that it was the Genie the entire time.
I wish for a brick.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The genie throws a brick at you. You are dead.
Seeing the Genie kill, I wish to report the body to vote them out.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, it convinces everyone that you self-reported, and you get ejected.
I wish for a little pocket dimension in my pocket.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted but it's filled to the brim with death. Anything going in there will be destroyed. But you think it's chill and put everything you own in there.
I wish for a peaceful pocket dimension in my pocket
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, it just happens to be so deep that anything going in falls for 10 years.
I wish to swap places with a random star.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you swap with a star right next to a black hole and get sucked in
I wish to return the star to its rightful place, since it's randomly floating through space now, but only after Kasrik gets sucked into the black hole
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, it also gets sucked into the black hole, giving me enough energy to absorb the black hole and escape unharmed.
I wish for the Temple of Potassium to turn into a potato.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, it is made out of potassiumite, a material I renamed to "a potato" right before you wished then undid the change right after
I wish to prove the universe is a potato (it isn't for clarification, if any crazy conspiracy theorists are reading this)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, the universe is now a potato.
I wish for some beans.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you eat them but they are from a bag of beans and magical effects explode your stomach
I wish to be able to eat the potato universe for nutrients
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, the universe ends and you die. I use my powers to make a new universe to keep the thread going.
I wish for a baconator.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you get an inator from Doofinshmirtz that turns things into bacon. You accidentally hit self destruct
I wish to go bye
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, you leave the universe forever.
I wish to get rid of the current government of the United States.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
I don’t really want to twist that…
I wish that cancer ceased to exist
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Granted, The Zodiac Sign "Cancer" Ceased to exist. As did all the other people who's sign were Cancer.
I Wish for A Dog.
Lore, Lore, and More! That's what I'm about!
PM me if you wish for some lore on a person or place!
You get a dog that is so cute that you have a fatal brain aneurysm from the cuteness.
I wish for a box.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
You get a box, you open it, you see it is empty. You start thinking about why it's empty, you start thinking about what truly constitutes something, then you go into the nature of existence, you go into clinical depression knowing that truly nothing in any human's existence will truly be full.
I wish for a cheezburger
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
You get a Mcdouble with lots of onions.
I wish for a snake.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."