Granted, Gibber remembers the last wish they made, but nothing else.
I wish for a normal cup of hot cocoa.
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Granted, but it's so hot you have to wait 54268284848382 years before it cools to a still pretty hot but drinkable temperature. Any earlier and it burns you.
I wish to have a sense of when there is a Minecraft creeper nearby, in game and irl (don't know why I would need it irl, but whatever)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
but you cant stop them revolting
I wish that I take over your army
Surrounded by Nature!
Granted you take over the arm of a guy named your, which he calls arm-y for some reason
I wish that my army never revolts or betrays me
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! Unfortunately Flowerfield/Kittensrule stole your army so you have an army of one person.
I wish that my DM would stop giving everyone but me OP homebrew items and either stop giving them out or give me some too.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Granted, now you get the items and nobody else. The rest of your group is insanely jealous of you
I wish for the genie to gain 1 million real dollars, definitely not a bribe to not twist my wishes anymore
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. the genie thankfully accepts, and acknowledges your statement that it is not a bribe.
I wish I could speak every language in the world
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Granted, but you can't choose which one you speak, and it's always a language that the person you're trying to talk to can't understand.
I wish for 1 (one) ordinary waffle.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
you dont get to choose the size. it can feed the entire Earth
I wish that Fry_Doodles will come online to rp
Surrounded by Nature!
Granted Fry comes online to Recast Polymorph on you. You're a sheep now.
I wish to find the meaning of life
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
you already did this one but fine. '42'
i wish that you remember what you wish for
Surrounded by Nature!
Granted, Gibber remembers the last wish they made, but nothing else.
I wish for a normal cup of hot cocoa.
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
Granted, but it's so hot you have to wait 54268284848382 years before it cools to a still pretty hot but drinkable temperature. Any earlier and it burns you.
I wish to have a sense of when there is a Minecraft creeper nearby, in game and irl (don't know why I would need it irl, but whatever)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! Its in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
I wish to successfully throw a coup against the US government and put myself in charge.
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Granted! Your coup is successful, but the people don't like you so they immediately overthrow you too.
I wish for a chocolate bar.
Granted! But it's dark chocolate, and 99% cacao.
*whoops forgot a wish*
I wish matt mercer was my dungeon master
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
Granted, but you have to record it for critical role.
I wish for my tinnitus to go away.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
*Oh I'd easily take that deal any day lol*
Idk I'm just a guy ig
I like Warlocks
I like guitars (coming up on my fifth year of playing!)
I want to be a musician/stay-at-home dad when I grow up
Recently obsessing over Warhammer 40k, specifically the T’au empire
granted. you now are deaf.
I wish to have photographic memory
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Granted, you will never unsee anything, no matter how much you want to. Some things are better forgotten.
I wish for tickets for a Bad Religion concert.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted! You receive an invitation to a crappy megachurch that only wants money
I wish for a non corrupt genie that wont twist my wishes
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Granted, the new genie won't twist your wishes. Nothing could ruin this, right?
I wish for the original genie back.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ