Granted! A man with the name A. Superhero (it's italian) stops Jeff the Evil Roomba- for five seconds. Then gets eaten. Congratulations! the roomba eats humans now!
I wish to have my own homunculus
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I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
The humans are revived… made out of clay. Jeff eats them again, with more vigor.
I wish to have a sword that can kill Jeff the Roomba!
also Jeff the Roomba cult……
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Granted! I have read this conversation, get the reference, and have sent him back! however, It came from somebodies imagination and is now pure information and capable of destroying minds or taking them over. also it has access to the minds of anybody who knows about him. it can also travel telepathically between minds and manifest in the physical realm
Jeff instantly turns nice, then back to mean. And ANGRY.
i wish Jeff weren’t so angry!
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Everyone gets the reference but is very dumb and doesn’t know what to do with it. (It’s the lair right?)
I wish to explode Jeffs lair.
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My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
I counterspell your wish using a ninth level spell slot
I wish for a ham sandwich
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
The new genie is low in intelligence, and doesn't know what a ham sandwich is. You're distracted so I can just..
I wish for the og genie back again
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted, but all your future wishes will be twisted.
I wish for a claymore Roomba.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted you get a Roomba that devours all clay and will never stop asking for more
I wish for a superhero to stop Jeff the Evil Roomba before all of the clay in the world is gone!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! A man with the name A. Superhero (it's italian) stops Jeff the Evil Roomba- for five seconds. Then gets eaten. Congratulations! the roomba eats humans now!
I wish to have my own homunculus
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Granted, but since it was created using clay, Jeff eats it.
I wish for an axe.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
granted the roomba eats it though
i wish to unwish the roomba
if i say something inflammatory the intention is not to trigger an emotional response and the fact that it does so is purely accidental and I sincerely apologise if it does
Granted! It wants to kill you
I wish for a pepperoni pizza
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Granted, but it's so delicious that all of the 10 other remaining humans (Jeff was truly powerful) fight you for it.
I wish for some popcorn, while I watch the fight.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
It's popcorn made of clay. Jeff eats it, then goes to eat the last remaining humans.
I wish to protect the humans eternally from Jeff the Evil Roomba, and destroy them for good!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Destroy them? Destroy who? The human? Granted!
I wish to revive the humans
The humans are revived… made out of clay. Jeff eats them again, with more vigor.
I wish to have a sword that can kill Jeff the Roomba!
also Jeff the Roomba cult……
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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Granted! You gain a sword that can kill Jeff the Roomba but it's very poor craftmanship.
I wish that Jeff the Roomba would run out of battery.
also YES JEFF THE ROOMBA CULT DO IT PLZ
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Granted he temporarily retreats to his evil lair, then comes back 5 seconds later fully charged
I wish to grant whoever actually gets the reference the power to send Jeff where he came from
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! I have read this conversation, get the reference, and have sent him back! however, It came from somebodies imagination and is now pure information and capable of destroying minds or taking them over. also it has access to the minds of anybody who knows about him. it can also travel telepathically between minds and manifest in the physical realm
I wish Jeff was nice.
Jeff instantly turns nice, then back to mean. And ANGRY.
i wish Jeff weren’t so angry!
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Granted he calms down, then gets mad that DnD Kitty DOESN'T GET THE REFERENCE
I wish for everyone to get the reference
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Everyone gets the reference but is very dumb and doesn’t know what to do with it. (It’s the lair right?)
I wish to explode Jeffs lair.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Your wish doesn't get granted because you get smited by the gods for guessing the reference wrong.
I wish to explode Jeff's lair. *Deja Vu*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Jeff gets a spelljamming ship
i wish for Jeff to become an elder evil and I am its priest
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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