Granted. You get a ghost pepper burrito and you head explodes from the heat.
I wish that people would join my flumph cult.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Granted. You get a ghost pepper burrito and you head explodes from the heat.
I wish that people would join my flumph cult.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
Granted, they think it's about eating flumphs.
I wish to be able to make the next Mafia Game Thread.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted, you make a thread that gets killed by the mafia
I wish for everyone opinion's (but the genie-- not to be rude, I've just already heard his opinion) on me making a Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I agree.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
My homebrew - Adohand’s Kitchen - Off-Topic - D&D Beyond Forums - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Knight of random
Granted! It's a great idea and you should go for it, but gotta be honest, chances are it's gonna die quickly.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
A TRAGEDY HAS OCCURED
I had a link to the comment that started the Jeff thingy and accidentally clicked on it.
I wish I could get all of the stuff I typed back :(
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
oof
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
Granted myself. More or less created it and the cult is created!
I wish for a potato.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! You get a very hot potato that explodes.
I wish for my hw to be finished and finished CORRECTLY.
I heard life is what passes when you're too busy living.
It is finished correctly to the standards of Fred, that one guy over there
I wish for a tuna sandwich cooked to perfection, also witches taste good.
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Witches taste good, but not this sandwich.
I with for a sand-witch.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted! You now have a statue made out of sand, in the form of a generic witch.
I wish for a wish!
Granted!
I wish to master my insecurities!
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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I put you out into the woods turn the world into Minecraft spawn a thousand zombies make the world and make the world normal
i wish to wish to wish I leave
The amount of wishes you ask for glitches the fabric of reality, and you die, along with the rest of the universe.
I wish for a cheeseless pizza.
slugcat scoggers
buy outer wilds
miku is my gf
Wish granted! A Pizza Golem is spawned in front of you, screaming in pain as its cheese skin has been removed.
I wish for the Pizza Golem to be put out of its misery.
Granted it leaves the demiplane known as 'its misery' and enters the demiplane known as 'pure pain'
I wish to give the Pizza Golem cheese then eat it
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
You hand it a piece of cheese, then yank it back and eat it. The pizza golem is ANGRY.
I wish to give you invulnerability so the golem won’t kill you.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
You give the Golem invulnerability on accident
I wish for the end of all the world
"When at first you don't succeed. Try and try again" Story of my life.
Nicknamed 'doppleganger' by AnnoyedCecealia. given title: that guy! by drummer. lol XD
wishing to live.
whispering wind.
falling through sky.
knowing i died.
falling.
dying...
slowly......
Granted! The Pizza Golem's love is killed, as that was its World. It's now UBER Pissed.
I wish the Pizza Golem was gone!