I wish my worst enemy (let's call him Tom) was in debt, and I had a million dollars that he couldn't get by any means.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
I wish I had an army of teenage fan-girls that obeyed my every command out of pure fanatical devotion. This army would always be replenishing itself whenever one of them broke away, so I'd always have my supply.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Now the only weather is food weather. This results in massive droughts due to water slowly evaporating but cannot rain down. Humanity cannot get enough moisture from the food in order to survive. Also the food gets spoiled and plague sweeps the earth because of it.
Granted. You can shapeshift into a tapeworm, but not back again.
I wish I owned my own popular, safe and well-selling carnival attraction, "The Maze of Revolving Doors".
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It is ant-sized. Everyone is exited waiting their turn in line. However, the profits gained go straight to the guy casting enlarge/reduce on everyone who walks in.
I wish for a button. A normal sized button made of plastic that would go on a coat.
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Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
You get a Nintendo from 1000 years in the future. You dont know how to use it, you cant find the power cable, and you dont have any games for it, anyways.
Granted! People love your creations and you become famous. Paparazzi follow you everywhere and you are forced to stay inside for the rest of your life.
I wish for there to be a cure for cancer.
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Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
Granted! Unfortunately, your dragon smites your entire family.
I wish for cake.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
The cake is poisoned.
I wish that magic was real.
I have no personality.
Granted. Magic is real, but only True Strike.
I wish my worst enemy (let's call him Tom) was in debt, and I had a million dollars that he couldn't get by any means.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
(That’s so cruel) granted... but your in debt to him for 2 million dollers
i wish the cake was not a ly
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
Granted. It is still a lie, though.
I wish I had an army of teenage fan-girls that obeyed my every command out of pure fanatical devotion. This army would always be replenishing itself whenever one of them broke away, so I'd always have my supply.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. They're all undead.
I wish for a weather machine like cloudy and a chance of meatballs, except it works. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=cloudy+and+a+chance+of+meatballs+weather+machine&docid=608010306638449774&mid=4E72B245058A6FFD8E7A4E72B245058A6FFD8E7A&view=detail&FORM=VIRE
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Now the only weather is food weather. This results in massive droughts due to water slowly evaporating but cannot rain down. Humanity cannot get enough moisture from the food in order to survive. Also the food gets spoiled and plague sweeps the earth because of it.
You forgot your wish. You are hereby banished from this forum.
I wish for inspiration.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
You get it. When your DM says you are worthy of it
I wish for a pineapple.
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
You get a mostly eaten and rotting pineapple
I wish my DM wasn’t so much of a pain
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
Ok. Your DM is now much of an uncomfort.
I wish for a genie to grant me three wishes.
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
He is new to wish granting, and messes up your wishes.
I wish for the power of shapeshifting.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. You can shapeshift into a tapeworm, but not back again.
I wish I owned my own popular, safe and well-selling carnival attraction, "The Maze of Revolving Doors".
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It is ant-sized. Everyone is exited waiting their turn in line. However, the profits gained go straight to the guy casting enlarge/reduce on everyone who walks in.
I wish for a button. A normal sized button made of plastic that would go on a coat.
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
You get said button. But you read the description on the package wrong, and it is really a monster button that tears your coat to shreds. Whoops!
I wish my bard would level up.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
You encounter the tarrasque
I wish for a Nintendo
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
You get a Nintendo from 1000 years in the future. You dont know how to use it, you cant find the power cable, and you dont have any games for it, anyways.
I wish for people to check out my homebrew
I Love Gelatinous Cubes
And Gelatinous Humanoids.
I am a full supporter of the LGBTQ+ community.
Black Lives matter
Dont forget your mask!
Granted! People love your creations and you become famous. Paparazzi follow you everywhere and you are forced to stay inside for the rest of your life.
I wish for there to be a cure for cancer.
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
It's made from the sadness of a panda.
I wish for more subscribers on youtube, so I have a reason to make videos.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Wish granted. They're all conspiracy theorists, and think your content is the work of the devil.
I wish for an end to ambiguity. How ironic.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)