you get a loyal happy elephant that thinks everything you say is to kill someone

I wish i had all the powers in superpower with a flaw

Okay, but due to my most recent post, the sun move about 9876543456789 miles closer to the earth.

I wish for tranquility.

the world explodes but you live and now you have tranquility and eternal suffering

i wish the sun didnt blow up the world and stays in place

Granted, the sun doesn't move blow up the world it merely heats it up to the 1000000th degree

I wish to be known for eternity

you are now a wanted criminal wanted for murder of eternity

i wish for my last wish to be that my next wish is i wish for sushi

A plate of rotten sushi appears before you.

I wish Jeff Bezos lost all his money.

a very poor doppelganger of him did and no is trying to kill you

i wish for a paradox

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Done you create a paradox, wishing for a wish to wish that a wish never existed causes the wish to not be wished out of existence which causes the wish to wish itself to begone which wishes the wish to stay and wished the wish to not be there, so now there is a paradoxical equation in time and space causing a shift which kills thewisher and powers Norway for a year. 

I wish I was normal 

 Done

I wish I was smart enough to get straight A's

you can now draw straight lines on only an A

I wish for a new paradox

Your last wish no longer exists, so the sun blows up. You still get your sushi

I wish for Everyone's fingernails in the world

Edit: This was to post#2655, and more posts came up since I was typing this

you still made a paradox

all people currently in space lost their fingernails and you have them

I wish for faster than light speed travel to be possible and safe for all humans

Done, Humans are now faster than light, crash into everything, and really can't see as they are faster than light

I wish for a kitten that was part god and would always stay as a kitten

you get it but it kills you and all humans

i wish i could wish in real life

(worth it)

You can wish in real life, but other people can twist it

I wish for the witcher 3

you get three years older physically

I wish for you to read this

Done, I have read it

I wish I could speak french

you could if you studied it

i wish i instantaneously learn Spanish

You could if you studied it

I wish to not be a failure

But you obviously already know how to say "Spanish" since its part of your wish.

I wish for mac & cheese

you get a big mac

i wish big macs didn't exist