Doge Mememe

I wish for fluffles to not be part tarrasque

granted but fluffles dies

i wish you would post on funny character names

Except you cant look at funny names

You forgot to make a wish and are hereby banned from this forum.

I wish for Cheese-its

and the cheese its taste like poo

You forgot to make a wish (again) and are hereby banned from this forum (again).

I wish for you to not exist. 

but it backfires and you don't exist

i wish you would stop banning me

Granted... Oh wait...

I wish fluffles didn't die

Ok. But he becomes a character in Story Time (The thread)

I wish I had proficiency in everything

( Thank you for saving fluffles <= )

Done, proficiency in everything... "Everything" is not a skill you can use in real life

I wish I was good at storys

Granted. You are excellent at storys, but not stories.

I wish for a little dixie cup.

but it has a hole in the bottom 

i wish i had a 20 intelligence

but your allergic to cotton

i wish for 30 in all stats

But it is too much power for you and you explode.

I wish for a good, well-written book i could carry around in my back pocket

The book is only a book of terrible haikus

i wish for immortality

But you get true immortality and all the bad things that go along with it

I wish that the story i'm helping to write turns out to be good

granted, but hoody dies tragicly 

i wish hoody said "this is the way"

granted

i wish for the wish 5 wishes before this to be the wish 5 wishes after this does not exist

granted, by im cunfuzed now

i wish i could eat steak

granted, but you cant taste it.

I wish for balloooons