The wish I think of is one that is completely impossible to twist.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list this time.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
You get a Ruby that is enchanted to appear like a ordinary stone and no matter what the illusion cannot be dispelled or detected by anyone so when you go around trying to sell it everyone thinks your crazy.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Congratulations! You get Tinderstrike. Blade first, to the jugular vein. At least it cauterizes the wound.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, perceptibly valuable, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list.
You make someone think (but not changing their day to day behaviour, therefore not violating that cause).
I wish to be an immortal, indestructible Dragon that cannot become undead, and always have plenty to eat and never become bored.
It's opposite day today. You can now die from something as simple as a harmless kitten, you are an undead flumph, and you have absolutely nothing to do.
I wish for my laptop to be fixed and anything else I have to stay fixed.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's thoughts or behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, perceptibly valuable, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
I wish to be able to scream so high I can knock off the chimmney pots.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
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Sadly, when you use this feature, your ears are blown off and you go deaf for the rest of your life.
I wish for the elemental power of fire.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
No.
I wish I was a pro StarCraft player.
<-- Like this guy :P
Carbot Raynor only knows how to make the Hyperion crash into things and shoot rocks.
I wish MightyLemur would stop talking about Starcrafts
He still types about them.
I wish for an archery range.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You get an archery range but not a bow.
I wish for abalone
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I wish that people didn't complain about missing Forest Gnomes and Chromatic Orbs.
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People stop complaining about those two being missing. Now they complain about Witch Bolt and Drow Elves. :)
I wish you would give everyone in this thread free master membership for life.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
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There's a glitch that keeps it from showing up.
I wish I could come up with something to wish for.
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You can't.
I wish Matthias will think of a wish.
The wish I think of is one that is completely impossible to twist.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list this time.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You get a Ruby that is enchanted to appear like a ordinary stone and no matter what the illusion cannot be dispelled or detected by anyone so when you go around trying to sell it everyone thinks your crazy.
I Wish for the powers of a level 20 Druid.
Too bad.
I wish for my Kindle to be fixed.
Its fixed, but now your computer is broken.
I wish for world domination.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You dominate the world but the paperwork is way too much. You are now hospitalized for excessive stress.
I wish for a car.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
A car runs over you, dealing 12d20 bludgeoning damage and knocks you prone.
I wish for Tinderstrike.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Congratulations! You get Tinderstrike. Blade first, to the jugular vein. At least it cauterizes the wound.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, perceptibly valuable, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You make someone think (but not changing their day to day behaviour, therefore not violating that cause).
I wish to be an immortal, indestructible Dragon that cannot become undead, and always have plenty to eat and never become bored.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
You're, ah, fixed, too, if you know what I mean.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, non-dangerous, non-embarrassing, unable to harm or kill me or anyone else, completely incapable of causing me or anyone else to harm or kill themselves, incapable of influencing other people's thoughts or behavior, unguarded, legal, non-frightening, perceptible, perceptibly valuable, indestructible, portable, removable, not necessary for life and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way to get it or because I have it. Please read the list.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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