um i guess i have a neak tie parrot it keeps repeating the same words though 

i wish for a shard of limbo 

You get a shard of limbo. You’re also stuck in a Mario level on a slab of California in deep space with a cow and the spirit of London, though.

I wish for more nonsense. I like nonsense.

You gain naan sense. You now know if there is naan within 5 feet of you.

I wish for ______

You get a few underscores. 

I wish for naan sense.

You gain naan sensical. Now you spout out random facts about naan at random times.

I wish four

there is now fours a lot of fours 

i wish for the rights to minecraft 

Everyone has the rights to minecraft now. Yes, including you. 

I wish dogs went 'what up homie' instead of barking. 

Dogs now shriek the words "WHAT'S UP HOMIE!!!" In your ear.

I wish that my internet would run perfectly.

Legs shoot out of your wifi router, and it runs away (with perfect form.)

I wish to not be able to make a decision

I wish to have indecision

I wish to know what to write

I wish to stop using strikethrough

You instead use s-strikethrough, which is the same thing with a different name.

I wish to have internet that is NOT LAGGY, OR SLOW.

You have extremely fast internet, but it's so fast, that devices blow up when you connect to it.

I wish RangerTwoBlades would stop wishing for the same things. 

Somewhere, a Ranger Carrying two shortswords loses the ability to cast wish

I wish for mastery over time

RangerTwoBlades starts wishing for different things, but everyone else starts wishing for the same thing over and over again.

I wish for the mournland to be normal again.

You slowly gain mastery over time, which you already did in video games.

I wish for a certain user by the name of CherryBomb314 would eat a grenade, and detonate the grenade.

I eat the grenade and blow up, but you are accused of motivating suicide, and you are given the death sentence for it.

I wish RangerTwoBlades became a balloon

He does, and then you feel sad because your rivalry was actually the only thing that gave you meaning, and now you have no meaning. In short you just gave yourself depression.

I wish for permission to put a wish I used in a old campaign in this thread to see if anyone can mess it up. (its a long one)

WISH GRANTED!

I wish for bob1176 to post the campaign wish for us to mess with.

Im going to have to find it but I believe I have it saved somewhere on another account called Arendalthesorcerer. I will post it using that account.

What I will do with my wish

I will create a college for adventurers, magic users, and melee fighters alike, but I will use this to write Down the details so nothing goes wrong

The college will have magic imbued into the very atoms of it, making it near indestructible, and the only thing able to destroy it is a wish spell

also the place cleans itself, meaning free upkeep

it will be protected from anyone with evil purposes, and non-magical people as well as magical people will be allowed inside, and if somebody with evil purposes enters, they will be paralyzed for until the headmaster removes the paralysis or until 1 hour of them being off the grounds, and the headmaster will be notified of their intent when they enter

It will be is bigger on the inside than it looks from the outside

it will have a library containing copy’s of all the books in the world, with magic locks on anything restricted, openable by a secret password made up by the headmaster

the college, which is a castle, will have a feature that allows it to become invisible, but this feature can only be accessed by the headmaster

the headmaster will have a office, which will have a front room where school related stuff happens, and behind that will be the headmasters living quarters, where there will be everything required to be lived in, and a library of all of the most special tomes and books, that regular students and staff are not allowed to see

there will also be a area for teaching magic and weapon combat outside the college, with a dome for protection in case of anything happening while teaching magic

there will be a Armory for weapons and Armour, as well as dorms for students that want to live on site, and the halls can be magically extended to fit as many dorms as needed, but they can only be extended by the headmaster and high ranking staff

There will be a room for testing people if they have magic capabilities, and the tools to do so

There will be a food hall, with a kitchen directly to the side and the tools used for cooking

There will also be a forge for making weapons and armor and the tools to do so

And finally, once this wish has been cast, posters will appear all around the world, saying things along the lines of teachers and adventures needed for the grand opening of the college of adventure, and a few weeks after that, new posters will begin appearing around the world saying that students are now welcome at the college.

There will be 20 large classrooms with a different layout for their individual purposes and the tools required for each class