I misheard you, thinking you said half-elf. 100 years is pretty old for a half elf.
I wish that D&D Beyond had a custom race creator.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
It nothing happens because I don't know what you are going to wish for.
I wish I could create worlds at will.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
All dragons around the plane now obey your every word. Unfortunately, this plane doesn't have dragons, we have wyrms instead.
I wish for all my D20 dice rolls to be crit 20's
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Shortly after, you become interested in a d20-roll-low system.
I wish to be a 100-year-old elf.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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I misheard you, thinking you said half-elf. 100 years is pretty old for a half elf.
I wish that D&D Beyond had a custom race creator.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Due to an interesting loophole in the English language, you are hurled forward in time to a point after the D&D Beyond race creator ceases to exist.
I wish the English language was a bit more sensible.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Granted! The English language is now archaic and dead.
I wish that DND races were real
They're real, alright. You helped them discover earth and they weren't too happy about that.
I wish to give my wish to the poster below me.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
It nothing happens because I don't know what you are going to wish for.
I wish I could create worlds at will.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You get a Minecraft account.
I wish to be able to see pigs fly.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You now have a constant hallucination of flying mammals of various varieties.
I wish spiders didn't exist.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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All spiders in the world disappear. The number of mosquitoes greatly increase, and while on a vacation in South Asia, you get dengue fever and die.
I wish that I am immune to drugs.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You are now immune to medicines.
I wish that all insects and arachnids ceased to exist.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Now you have humans that had no coffee this morning to deal with. Including your mother.
I wish for a Yuan-Ti to be my friend.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Yuan-ti aren't allowed to have friends. A higher-ranking yuan-ti comes along and kills both of you.
I wish that I was paranoid.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You become a vinyl.
I wish that I would not have to deal with weird wishes.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
All the good, non-weird wishes have already been wished.
I wish someone would ask me why I wished I was paranoid.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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People constantly ask you about your paranoia so much, you end up with worse paranoia.
I wish that people would return to my forge of fury play-by-post.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
They return. Good luck controlling Great Wyrm Red Shadow Dragons.
I wish the extremely annoying cat familiar I have to deal with in a campaign I'm playing in would quit antagonizing my poor wolf.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Your wolf died. Now the cat can't get to it anymore. Probably.
I wish one person would ask me why I wished I was paranoid.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Apparently, your worst enemy wanted to torture you before asking you why you wished to be paranoid.
I wish Shield is a Cantrip.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Shield is a cantrip. It gives you protection equal to blood you let while casting it (5 HP per Plus, minimum of 25 HP)
I wish to be King