You get $300 dollars but with it you get the inexplicable desire to gamble in Vegas. You discovered the hard way that you were not good at poker.
I wish that I could change any type of matter into any other type of matter at will.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Yes, matter, but the world is soon taken over by antimatter, rendering the new power useless. Oh, and by the way, you were also matter, and so annihilated with the rest of the matter.
I wish to be a great wyrm silver dragon.
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
I wish to become the wisest being in the multiverse.
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Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
It's a brontosaurus steak, which is technically impossible because there was never any such thing as a brontosaurus (the so-called Brontosaurus skeleton was an Apatosaurus skeleton with the wrong head), so it promptly blinks out of existence.
I wish to be able to cast wall of silence at will.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
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You get $300 dollars but with it you get the inexplicable desire to gamble in Vegas. You discovered the hard way that you were not good at poker.
I wish that I could change any type of matter into any other type of matter at will.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Yes, matter, but the world is soon taken over by antimatter, rendering the new power useless. Oh, and by the way, you were also matter, and so annihilated with the rest of the matter.
I wish to be a great wyrm silver dragon.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Unfortunately, you are in the wrong edition. You suddenly cease to exist.
I wish for 400 united states dollars.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The money is counterfeit. You are arrested.
I wish to become the wisest being in the multiverse.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You are now wise enough to realize what a horrendous mess your home universe is.
I wish the universe wasn't such a mess.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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The universe, by nature is a mess. Reality itself dies away.
I wish for 400 authentic, completely legal, united states federal reserve notes.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
no.
i wish for a goodnight sleep.
You sleep through the best night of all time, disappointed that you missed it. However you slept well.
I wish I owned air Force one with all legal documents changed to show my ownership.
Air force 1 breaks down in midair, falling and destroying SpartinMan's house for denying my well-worded wish.
I wish for a sword that shoots squids.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
you point the sword at yourself and get catapulted by uncontrollable squid magic blowing at your face.
I wish to not miss the best night ever and sleep well
You sleep for most of the best DAY ever, therefore missing most of the party. But at least you slept well!
I wish that England was my city
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
It was your city. Now, you are at war with it.
I wish for a friendly drake - subtype of the "dragon".
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
You meet a half-dragon version of the rapper drake.
I wish for a delicious plate of spaghetti.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
Delicious for a hag, yes, but humans, not so much.
I wish for a raw steak with no poisons or diseases.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
It's a brontosaurus steak, which is technically impossible because there was never any such thing as a brontosaurus (the so-called Brontosaurus skeleton was an Apatosaurus skeleton with the wrong head), so it promptly blinks out of existence.
I wish to be able to cast wall of silence at will.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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a wall of science appears around you instead. you get so much information in your head at once that your brain explodes.
i wish to be a zergling/purple pig with wings/half-eaten purple apple/whatever you want to call it
(my portrait)
Something steps on/in you.
I wish to be able to cast wall of silence at will. Note spelling.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You can create a single, extremely thin wall that makes no noise at a time.
I wish for my gender to become attack helicopter.
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
you turn into a useless attack helicopter.
i wish for my SCRPG to be fun
You don't have a "Skirpig" so nothing happens.
I wish I could control space and time.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.