Granted. You drown in an apocalyptic megasea of blood along with the rest of the world. 

I wish for there to be larger monster sizes in D&D 5e, because the Tarrasque being only 20 feet by 20 feet is dumb.

there is now a moon size

i wish that i was fishie

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Granted. You drown in an apocalyptic megasea of blood along with the rest of the world. 

I wish for there to be larger monster sizes in D&D 5e, because the Tarrasque being only 20 feet by 20 feet is dumb.

 Granted. There is now the size IT IS SO BIG OMG!!!!!!! And the Tarrasque now automaticly destroys the world because this size is 100x larger than the world itself, sooooo... yeah.

I wish was one of the writers for the show, Monk.

Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

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Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 that tarrasque is the its so big omg size and it squishes you and the whole world

i wish 

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Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 Granted, but the rest of the world is terrified of you.

I wish I was listening to the theme song of Monk right now.

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Quote from MilestoGo_24 >>

Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 that tarrasque is the its so big omg size and it squishes you and the whole world

i wish 

 Granted. You

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Quote from MilestoGo_24 >>

Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 Granted, but the rest of the world is terrified of you.

I wish I was listening to the theme song of Monk right now.

 Granted. You are forced to hear it every minute of every day, until it drives you insane.

I wish for a dragon friend. :)

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Quote from BakuganWarstarter >>

Quote from MilestoGo_24 >>

Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 that tarrasque is the its so big omg size and it squishes you and the whole world

i wish 

 Granted. You

Quote from BreeHigh_Hill >>

Quote from MilestoGo_24 >>

Granted, but you get cut from the payroll two seconds into writing.

I wish to have a pet tarrasque that likes me.

 Granted, but the rest of the world is terrified of you.

I wish I was listening to the theme song of Monk right now.

 Granted. You are forced to hear it every minute of every day, until it drives you insane.

I wish for a dragon friend. :)

 Granted. The dragon gives you rides through the sky every day, and the sharp drops and inclines make you feel really sick. The dragon enjoys it though, so you are not getting out of it.

I wish that I was better at solving the cases while watching Monk.

Granted! A monk gives you a flurry of blows while you're about to solve a case. You die.

I wish for __________

you get ____________

i wish for a red ball

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Granted! A monk gives you a flurry of blows while you're about to solve a case. You die.

I wish for __________

 Granted. You get delivered a stick that has been painted the color of ink. That is what you were drawing, right? Well, no refunds!

I wish that my favorite characters in Monk don't have anything bad happen to them.

(I liked your twisting of my last wish!)

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you get ____________

i wish for a red ball

 

 Granted! Its made of lava!

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Granted! A monk gives you a flurry of blows while you're about to solve a case. You die.

I wish for __________

 Granted. You get delivered a stick that has been painted the color of ink. That is what you were drawing, right? Well, no refunds!

I wish that my favorite characters in Monk don't have anything bad happen to them.

(I liked your twisting of my last wish!)

 Granted! Only good things happen, and the show/movie is now boring. (Idk what Monk is)

I wish I had an English accent

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you get ____________

i wish for a red ball

 

 You get a fireball.

Quote from BreeHigh_Hill >>

Quote from CherryBomb314 >>

Granted! A monk gives you a flurry of blows while you're about to solve a case. You die.

I wish for __________

 Granted. You get delivered a stick that has been painted the color of ink. That is what you were drawing, right? Well, no refunds!

I wish that my favorite characters in Monk don't have anything bad happen to them.

(I liked your twisting of my last wish!)

 Granted, but your least favorite characters have all good things.

I wish to be a level 20 Vengeance Paladin.

Quote from CherryBomb314 >>

Quote from BakuganWarstarter >>

you get ____________

i wish for a red ball

 

 Granted! Its made of lava!

Quote from BreeHigh_Hill >>

Quote from CherryBomb314 >>

Granted! A monk gives you a flurry of blows while you're about to solve a case. You die.

I wish for __________

 Granted. You get delivered a stick that has been painted the color of ink. That is what you were drawing, right? Well, no refunds!

I wish that my favorite characters in Monk don't have anything bad happen to them.

(I liked your twisting of my last wish!)

 Granted! Only good things happen, and the show/movie is now boring. (Idk what Monk is)

I wish I had an English accent

 Granted. But no one ever said it had to be a GOOD English accent.

I wish I could watch Monk all day and it would not interfere with the rest of my life in any way.

(Also, Monk is a show about a detective and former cop named Adrian Monk whose wife died a few years ago. Her murder is the only case he can't solve, and he is trying to solve it throughout the entire series. It is a very funny show.)

Granted. Watching Monk means you can't see what you're doing. You fall down the stairs and are sent to ER.

I wish for a cigar so large it can't be smoked.

Granted. It's so large, not only can it not be smoked, but it also destroys the entire world.

I wish to be happy.

Granted. You are forced by dominate person to be happy. It hurts.

I wish for a scorpion's tail.

Granted. a giant scorpion's tail impales you and you take 114 poison damage.

I wish to end all forum thread crossovers.

All the threads get mushed together in to one crushing you, take 10003209 bludgeoning damage.

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All the threads get mushed together in to one crushing you, take 10003186 bludgeoning damage.

 I wish people wished for things in there response.