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The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age

i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars

 You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.

I wish for a faster computer.

 The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed

i wish to own a house

 You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.

I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.

Granted. An investigation reveals that the money is from taking bribes and you are arrested.

I wish I could wish.

 You could wish. in the past

i wish for a cool suit of armor

 Granted. You receive a haunted suit of armor that follows you and creaks loudly.

I wish for an army of undead 

 Granted, You now have an army of undead chasing you around in an attempt to kill you.

I wish 6 hours were added to night, adding them right after 8:00 pm, having the new times that were added, then 9:00 pm.

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The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age

i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars

 You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.

I wish for a faster computer.

 The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed

i wish to own a house

 You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.

I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.

Granted. An investigation reveals that the money is from taking bribes and you are arrested.

I wish I could wish.

 You could wish. in the past

i wish for a cool suit of armor

 Granted. You receive a haunted suit of armor that follows you and creaks loudly.

I wish for an army of undead 

 granted, but they're not under your control. you started the next apocalypse.

i wish for the ability to control time so i can sleep in

 Granted, but now school has also been extended by 6 hours to fit proportionally

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The space cat is healthy but old and dies of old age

i wish for 1,000,000,000 dollars

 You have 1,000,000,000 dollars... but they're from hundreds of years in the future, so they're only worth about one modern dollar.

I wish for a faster computer.

 The computer is fast, but you accidentally downloaded a virus, slowling your computer down to normal speed

i wish to own a house

 You own a house- or should I say, a rundown shack in the middle of the woods. You spent all of your money on it. There are no refunds.

I wish I had 10,000 dollars to save in my bank account.

Granted. An investigation reveals that the money is from taking bribes and you are arrested.

I wish I could wish.

 You could wish. in the past

i wish for a cool suit of armor

 Granted. You receive a haunted suit of armor that follows you and creaks loudly.

I wish for an army of undead 

 Granted, You now have an army of undead chasing you around in an attempt to kill you.

I wish 6 hours were added to night, adding them right after 8:00 pm, having the new times that were added, then 9:00 pm.

 Granted, you are only allowed to sleep during those six hours.

I wish that I had the ability to control time

Granted. It's one of those crappy sweaters.

I wish I could put users into my Danganronpa/Hunger Games simulators.

Granted. It's very tight.

I wish I could force people into my simulators, and they have no chance of escape.

You get stuck in them too. 

I wish for more bandwidth. 

Granted, your favorite band becomes fatter, or wider.

I wish to be immune to all elemental damage.

Granted. You said M&mtal, right?

I wish Miles would not go sicko mode on my notifs.

No <3

I wish to be eaten by a mimic.

You turn into the popular children's book "Eaten", written by A. Mimic. (Andrew Mimic.)

I wish I knew what the solution to the current puzzle on the "DM Training Ground - You Are In A Room" thread was.

Granted, you know it but cannot act upon it.

I wish to have a Wisdom score of 30.

I take back my last wish, I solved it.

Granted, but all your other scores are 1.

I wish I knew why the word "Eye" is yellow in MilestoGo_24's signature. The rest of the sentence is green!

Granted, you now know that it's because it's a reference to a campaign you'll never play or know anything about.

I wish my homebrew campaign and setting would be published as official D&D content.

Granted. Everyone's playing homebrew now, nobody plays official content.

I wish I knew the names of all the cults on this website.

Granted, but there are so many that you forget everything else.

I wish I was able to cast hellish rebuke at 9th level whenever I want.

Granted. Then, you slowly turn into a demon from this fiendish power. A party of adventurers kills you.

I wish to be one of the ones to kill MilestoGo_24 as a demon.

Granted, you contribute to my death by dealing 1 damage to me three times, which I respond to by dealing 58, 69, 49 damage to you.

I wish to be immune to slashing, bludgeoning, and piercing damage.