Granted, instead he simply denies warrior cats a place in the world.

I wish to go back in time and kill Erin Hunter before she even thinks about warrior cats.

Granted. Her sister, Mira Hunter, thinks about them. Great minds think alike!

I wish this thread was shorter.

Granted, the font size is reduced by 1 for all posts so that it is shorter.

I wish to be able to cast antimagic field whenever I want.

Granted. You accidentally cast antimagic field centered on yourself. Now you cannot dispel it or cast any more antimagic fields because you’re in an antimagic zone.

I wish that nothing bad happens to me when I wish this wish.

Granted, nothing happens.

I wish to have the spell "Widogast's Vault of Amber" in my indestructible spellbook.

Granted. You have it in your spell book, but you don’t know how to cast it.

I wish that Disney didn’t ruin Star Wars.

(amazing wish by the way) ok they instead ruined Marvel.

I wish that the Mandalorian told us more about the Yoda species.

Granted, they told you that they follow people and release aerotoxins to make those around them love them. Over time they steal their souls

I wish to be immune to all effects except the effects of eating and drinking.

ok you are immune to all effects but you can still feel the pain caused by it on the inside.

I wish covid would go away

Granted, it goes away, but comes back immediately.

I wish to be powerful.

Ok you become powerful but then another powerful being notices and slays you before you are adjusted to this power.

I wish to have all of the dnd sourcebooks. (one of each book)

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 You do!!! But they're written in Bocce. Too bad C-3PO isn't here!

 You didn't wish, so i will.

I wish to be invincible permanently.

Granted. You do, however, still age.

I wish that there was a library near me with all the books I haven't read but want to.

Granted. But you lose the ability to read.

I wish that a new Star Wars trilogy comes out that isn’t trash.

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It does, but only in Antarctica.

 

I wish for a pet cat

You get a pet C.A.T.: Chatty Anaconda Terminator.

I wish for an infinitely regenerating piece of the most delicious garlic bread in existence that cannot be poisoned, molded, rotted, or otherwise ruined.

Granted, but a vulture steals it.

I wish to be unable to age, in addition to my previously existing immunity to damage and conditions.

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Granted, but a vulture steals it.

I wish to be unable to age, in addition to my previously existing immunity to damage and conditions.

Granted, but you're stuck at 97 years old because of a rapid aging spell cast on you right before this wish.

I wish to get my garlic bread back from the vulture and have it not get stolen by anything else.

Granted, but when you get it, you accidentally drop it into a volcano. It will sit at the bottom of the earth for eternity, regenerating forever.

I wish to be a survivor of the Great End.