You die by falling into a big hole, which was memorable to the guy who dug it.
I wish to own a tame owlbear
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Granted. Everyone recognizes that Fortnite is trash.
I wish for Fall Guys to be incredibly popular.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted. It gets really, really boring once you accidentally destroy everything.
I wish I could stop and start time whenever I want.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Everyone on the planet remembers you forever as a good person... however, by the time this happens, everyone has left for a different planet.
I wish I was a cleric of a Lawful Good god/goddess.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
the frog leaves it's 10000 babies behind to hold up it's mantle of annoying you.
I wish to be genuinely destroyed in a memorable way
You die by falling into a big hole, which was memorable to the guy who dug it.
I wish to own a tame owlbear
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
you fail to tame it's cubs
I wish that people were smarter everywhere
Loki said fog, not frog...
Granted. Everyone recognizes that Fortnite is trash.
I wish for Fall Guys to be incredibly popular.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Granted, it is popular opinion that the game is trash.
I wish to be omnipotent.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. It gets really, really boring once you accidentally destroy everything.
I wish I could stop and start time whenever I want.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Wish granted. As you stop time you immediately accelerate to the speed of light, and vaporize into sub atomic particles.
I wish I could live in a painting.
Granted, you are frozen in a painting via the imprisonment spell.
I wish I could cast sequester whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Granted. You can see people named Quester at will.
I wish for FAME! I wanna live forever...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
You get FAME (Fashionably Aggravating Monkey Elephants). Have fun!
I wish to be remembered forever as a good person by everyone on the planet.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Everyone on the planet remembers you forever as a good person... however, by the time this happens, everyone has left for a different planet.
I wish I was a cleric of a Lawful Good god/goddess.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
The goddess is killed along with all their followers
I wish for some fun
You have some fun, but it's not yours. It's the serial killer behind you's.
I am making pixel art.oopsI wish to be immune to all damage and have 1001 hit points.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Uh... wrong thread Miles. What's your wish?
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
Something bad happens
I wish to get this thread back in order.
Murder Hobo Help (a great place for new dm's to get help with murderhobos and a great place to share how you've delt with murderhobos)
Your wish is granted as MilestoGo_24 is made into a black hole that absorbs all of existence.
I wish to have a nap.
You nap... forever!
I wish to undo my past mistake.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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History was rewritten; Your closest friend takes your place in the mistake and you forever have to live with the guilt of knowing he was put there.
I wish that I was the best DM in history and only wrote banger campaigns.
Free the DMs
Granted. But you don’t have a group of players and your campaigns haven’t been and will never be played.
I wish my girlfriend wasn’t so confused all the time.