Granted. It is glued to your body, indestructible (But will not protect you from attacks, it just regenerates) and has the worst photo of you possible on it.
I wish for a tongue twister.
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Granted. It is glued to your body, indestructible (But will not protect you from attacks, it just regenerates) and has the worst photo of you possible on it.
I wish for a tongue twister.
There are no bad photos of me and I would also never take it off anyway
You have been disqualified from making any more wishes due to wishing paradoxes.
I wish for an immortal, loyal cat. That is my pet. Nor will it bring harm to me that a normal housecat cannot do.
You get one, but it takes everything literally, so when you say "You're killing me", it begins to attack with its claws, aiming for the throat. As it is immortal, you cannot stop it.
I wish that this wish will cause the next wish to be twisted twice as worse than it would've been otherwise instead of being twisted itself.
Granted. Your turn is skipped, but 'turn' is slang for 'soul'. As such, your soul was never put into your body, causing you to no longer be alive.
I wish for this wish to not do anything, but not cause a paradox.
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Impossible. The Tavern gods smite you for attempting to ruin their tavern.
I wish that the last wish worked.
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Granted, but you can't get it. Because of cosmic reasons...
I wish for a ticket to the paradox of fun.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Another ticket to the same place ???? In that case, OK. But this time it will come with an extra tax.
I wish for a new Race in D&D.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Granted! Have fun playing as a poop man
I wish D&D would be the main form of entertainment in the world
my name is not Bryce
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All other forms of entertainment instantly dissapear.
I wish for a t-shirt with my own face on it
Granted. It is glued to your body, indestructible (But will not protect you from attacks, it just regenerates) and has the worst photo of you possible on it.
I wish for a tongue twister.
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There are no bad photos of me and I would also never take it off anyway
im mthe mist of your wish said the smist list kiss on the smisting bees
i wish to not be twist
You have been disqualified from making any more wishes due to wishing paradoxes.
I wish for an immortal, loyal cat. That is my pet. Nor will it bring harm to me that a normal housecat cannot do.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
You get one, but it takes everything literally, so when you say "You're killing me", it begins to attack with its claws, aiming for the throat. As it is immortal, you cannot stop it.
I wish that this wish will cause the next wish to be twisted twice as worse than it would've been otherwise instead of being twisted itself.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
Hmmmmm
Then I wish for my turn to be skipped, so the effect will go to the next person.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Your turn is skipped, but 'turn' is slang for 'soul'. As such, your soul was never put into your body, causing you to no longer be alive.
I wish for this wish to not do anything, but not cause a paradox.
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OK, the paradox enters in a lazy state, causing the normal-time of events a disruptive chaos.
I wish you to enter to my BOOM BOOM room....
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Granted. You are in there too. It goes boom. I cast invulnerability a minute earlier, and you are a commoner.
I wish for nothing.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You are submerged in infinite nothingness for the rest of eternity
I wish for a cool hat
Impossible. The Tavern gods smite you for attempting to ruin their tavern.
I wish that the last wish worked.
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Granted, Goliath gets his wish granted without any twists.
I wish I could think of something that can't be twisted as my wish.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The only wish you can think of is, "I wish this wish couldn't be twisted." The wish isn't twisted, but it results in no beneficial effects.
I have no personality.
You wish for nothing and are turned into nothing.
I wish I could learn pathfinder 2e faster.
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No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You learn it so fast you can't enjoy it.
I wish everyone would just get along with each other.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.