Granted. It is inevitable that you will die young.
I wish for the power to shapeshift.
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Granted. It is packed with deadly chemicals that make it tasty.
I wish soap was safe to eat.
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Granted. You are so small that a rocket is launched into space with you on it, and you die of starvation.
I wish for Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons to be delivered to my house in its finished form without harming anyone in any way.
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Granted. You successfully kill a Giant who's at the top of a hill but, since you were taking a long walk abroad that Park, the corpse of that dead Giant rolling down by the Hill, ironicly smashes you to death. GAME OVER.... Hemo_and_osteo
I wish to right all wrongs in the world, past, present, and future, thus creating a utopia.
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Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
'Wrongs' is different from perspective to perspective, so when accounting every creature's perspective of what a 'wrong' is, the whole existence of the universe and any sort of concept is considered a wrong. So everything, even the natural laws and basic structure of reality disappear due to your wish and there is nothing left. Then out of nothing, an explosion occurs, recreating the universe as the way it was. Congratulations, you've created "Heaven".
I wish for the power that allows me to see other creatures' stats when I willingly look at their faces.
Granted. It remains until you look at someone else, and it’s so large it blinds you.
I wish for truesight.
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Granted. Because the earth is spinning and suddenly you aren't spinning with it, everyone is flung off the edge of the world.
I wish that I would not be flung off and that friction would return.
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Granted. Every link you click on from this point on is a rickroll. That includes google links and links in a website to a different part of the website and such.
I wish I wasn't alone.
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Granted. It is inevitable that you will die young.
I wish for the power to shapeshift.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Into one thing and one thing only, you turn into a rock
I wish soap tasted good
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Granted. It is packed with deadly chemicals that make it tasty.
I wish soap was safe to eat.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Soap is now the only thing you can eat that doesn't kill you and it doesn't taste nice
i wish i had Fizban's Treasury of Dragons fully completed and finished
Somebody throws you the book but it hits your head and you die from a serious concussion
I wish I could live anywhere in the world galaxy and universe
you can already live anywhere in the universe with the right equipment but you don't have a way of getting there
i wish i knew what to wish for
You know what to wish for but right before you can type it the hitman that has been following you finished his job...
I wish I was a waterbear
Granted. You are so small that a rocket is launched into space with you on it, and you die of starvation.
I wish for Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons to be delivered to my house in its finished form without harming anyone in any way.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get the book but spend too long reading it obsessed with it and die missing more that half your life reading the book
I wish I could twist my own wish
It works but it isn't you who responds it's someone using your account and you die of fear
I wish I could kill anyone randomly with a snap of my fingers but the person can't be myself who's killed
Granted. You successfully kill a Giant who's at the top of a hill but, since you were taking a long walk abroad that Park, the corpse of that dead Giant rolling down by the Hill, ironicly smashes you to death. GAME OVER.... Hemo_and_osteo
I wish I could invent something not yet invented.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You invent the sun destroyer, and it destroys the sun
I wish I had a girlfriend...
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Your girlfriend is a cannibal, and eats you.
I wish to right all wrongs in the world, past, present, and future, thus creating a utopia.
Pronouns: he/him/his.
My posting scheduled is irregular: sometimes I can post twice a week, sometimes twice a day. I may also respond to quick questions, but ignore harder responses in favor of time.
My location is where my character for my home game is (we're doing the wild beyond the witchlight).
"The Doomvault... Probably full of unicorns and rainbows." -An imaginary quote
'Wrongs' is different from perspective to perspective, so when accounting every creature's perspective of what a 'wrong' is, the whole existence of the universe and any sort of concept is considered a wrong. So everything, even the natural laws and basic structure of reality disappear due to your wish and there is nothing left. Then out of nothing, an explosion occurs, recreating the universe as the way it was. Congratulations, you've created "Heaven".
I wish for the power that allows me to see other creatures' stats when I willingly look at their faces.
Granted. It remains until you look at someone else, and it’s so large it blinds you.
I wish for truesight.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Granted, you see through everything! ....Literally everything so you can't see anything.
I wish for friction to disappear in this world.
(That's not how truesight works...)
Granted. Because the earth is spinning and suddenly you aren't spinning with it, everyone is flung off the edge of the world.
I wish that I would not be flung off and that friction would return.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You are alone because everyone else flew off.
I wish for this .
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Granted. Every link you click on from this point on is a rickroll. That includes google links and links in a website to a different part of the website and such.
I wish I wasn't alone.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You now have no time to yourself, and privacy is a foreign concept to you. It's like being a celebrity with the paparazzi.
I wish for 28 slices of cheese.
I have no personality.